Matthew
1:1 d b%k of d gNR8N of Gsus Christ, d son of David, d son of Abraham. 1:2 Abraham begat Isaac; n Isaac begat Jacob; n Jacob begat Judah n hs brethrN; 1:3 n Judah begat Phares n Zara of Thamar; n Phares begat Esrom; n Esrom begat Aram; 1:4 n Aram begat Aminadab; n Aminadab begat Naasson; n Naasson begat Salmon; 1:5 n Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; n Booz begat Obed of Ruth; n Obed begat Jesse; 1:6 n Jesse begat David d king; n David d king begat Solomon of her [that had bn d wife] of Uriah; 1:7 n Solomon begat Roboam; n Roboam begat Abia; n Abia begat Asa; 1:8 n Asa begat Josaphat; n Josaphat begat Joram; n Joram begat Ozias; 1:9 n Ozias begat Joatham; n Joatham begat Achaz; n Achaz begat Ezekias; 1:10 n Ezekias begat Manasses; n Manasses begat Amon; n Amon begat Josias; 1:11 n Josias begat Jechonias n hs brethrN, bout d tym dey wr carried awy 2 Babylon: 1:12 n aftr dey wr brawt 2 Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; n Salathiel begat Zorobabel; 1:13 n Zorobabel begat Abiud; n Abiud begat Eliakim; n Eliakim begat Azor; 1:14 n Azor begat Sadoc; n Sadoc begat Achim; n Achim begat Eliud; 1:15 n Eliud begat Eleazar; n Eleazar begat Matthan; n Matthan begat Jacob; 1:16 n Jacob begat Joseph d hubby of Mary, of whom wz born Gsus, who's cllD Christ. 1:18 Now d brth of JC wz n dis manner: wen hs mum Mary wz espoused 2 Joseph, B4 dey came 2gtha, she wz found W kid by d Holy Spirit. 1:19 thN Joseph her hubby, bn a jst [man], nor wilN 2 mke her a public xmpl, purposed 2 put her awy priv8ly. 1:20 bt yl he thort on deez fings, d angL of d Lord appeard 2 him ina dream, sAyn, Joseph, thou son of David, fear nt 2 taK 2 thee Mary thy yF: 4 dat wich S conceivd n her S by d Holy Spirit. 1:21 n she shll brng 4th a son, n thou shalt cll hs nAm Gsus: 4 he shll save hs ppl frm their sins. 1:22 Now ll dis wz done, dat it myt B fulfilled wich wz spokN frm d Lord by d prophet, sAyn, 1:23 bhold, a vrgn shll B W kid, n shll brng 4th a son, n dey shll cll hs nAm Emmanuel, wich bn interpretd S, God W us. 1:24 thN Joseph, bn raised frm zzz, did as d angL of d Lord had bidden him, n t%k 2 him hs yF: 1:25 n knw her nt til she had brawt 4th her first-born son: &he cllD hs nAm Gsus.
Chapter 2
2:1 Now, aftr Gsus wz born n Bethlehem of Judea n d days of Herod d king, bhold, der came ys men frm d east 2 Jerusalem, 2:2 sAyn, whrs he dats born king of d Jews? 4 we av seen hs (*) n d east, n av cum 2 worship him. 2:3 wen Herod d king had hurd [these things], he wz troubld, n ll Jerusalem W him. 2:4 n wen he had assembld ll d chief priests n scribes of d ppl, he inquired of em whr Christ shd B born. 2:5 n dey z 2 him, n Bethlehem of Judea: 4 sic itz ritN by d prophet, 2:6 n thou Bethlehem, [in] d l& of Judah, art nt d lEst among d princes of Judah: 4 outa thee shll cum a guv, dat shll rwl my ppl Israel. 2:7 thN Herod, wen he had priv8ly cllD d ys men, inquired of em diligently w@ tym d (*) appeard. 2:8 &he sent em 2 Bethlehem, n z, Go, n srch diligently 4t yung kid; n wen ye av found [him], brng me wrd agn, dat I may cum n worship him also. 2:9 wen dey had hurd d king, dey departd; n lo, d (*), wich dey saw n d east, went B4 em, til it came n stood ovr whr d toddler wz. 2:10 wen dey saw d (*), dey rejoiced W exceeding gr8 joy. 2:11 n wen dey had cum N2 d hous, dey saw d yung kid W Mary hs mum, n fell dwn, n worshiped him: n wen dey had openD their treasures, dey presentd 2 him gfts; Au, n frankincense, n myrrh. 2:12 n bn warnD by God ina dream dat dey shd nt rt 2 Herod, dey departd N2 their own country nothA wA. 2:13 n wen dey had departd, bhold, d angL of d Lord appeareth 2 Joseph ina dream, sAyn, Arise, n taK d toddler n hs mum, n flee N2 Egypt, n B thou der 'til I brng thee wrd: 4 Herod wl seek d yung kid 2 dstroy him. 2:14 wen he arose, he t%k d toddler n hs mum by nyt, n departd N2 Egypt: 2:15 n wz der 'til d deth of Herod: dat it myt B fulfilled wich wz spokN frm d Lord by d prophet, sAyn, outa Egypt av I cllD my son. 2:16 thN Herod, wen he saw dat he wz mocked by d ys men, wz exceeding wroth, n sent 4th, n slew ll d kids dat wr n Bethlehem, n n ll its borders, frm 2 yrs old n undR, accrdng 2 d tym wich he had diligently inquired of d ys men. 2:17 thN wz fulfilled dat wich wz spokN by Jeremiah d prophet, sAyn, 2:18 n Rama wz der a voiC hurd, lamentation, n weeping, n gr8 mourning, Rachel weeping [for] her kids, n w%dnt B comforted, coz thyre nt. 2:19 bt wen Herod wz X-(, bhold, an angL of d Lord appeareth ina dream 2 Joseph n Egypt, 2:21 &he arose, n t%k d toddler n hs mum, n came N2 d l& of Israel. 2:22 bt wen he hurd dat Archelaus reigned n Judea n d rm of hs dad Herod, he wz fraid 2 go thither: notwithstanding, bn warnD by God ina dream, he turnD aside N2 d parts of Galilee: 2:23 &he came n dwelt ina CT cllD Nazareth: dat it myt B fulfilled wich wz spokN by d prophets, He shll B cllD a Nazarene.
Chapter 3
3:1 n doze days came John d Baptist, preachin n d wilderness of Judea, 3:2 n sAyn, Repent ye: 4t kngdm of heaven S @ h&. 3:3 4 dis S he dat wz spokN of by d prophet Isaiah, sAyn, d voiC of 1 *tear* n d wilderness, prep ye d wA of d Lord, mke hs paths str8. 3:4 n d same John had hs raiment of camel's hair, n a leathern girdle bout hs loins; n hs f%d wz locusts n wyld hon. 3:5 thN went ot 2 him Jerusalem, n ll Judea, n ll d region bout Jordan, 3:6 n wr baptized by him n Jordan, confessing their sins. 3:7 bt wen he saw mnE of d Pharisees n Sadducees cum 2 hs Bptism, he z 2 em, O gNR8N of vipers, hu hath warnD u 2 flee frm d wrath 2 cum? 3:8 brng 4th thus fruits mEt 4 repentance: 3:9 n tnk nt 2 sA witn yrselves, w'v Abraham 4 [our] dad: 4 I sA 2 u, dat God S abL of deez stones 2 raise ^ kids 2 Abraham. 3:10 n now also d ax S laid 2 d root of d trees: thus evry trE wich bringeth nt 4th gud fruit S hewn dwn, n cast N2 d fyr. 3:11 I idd baptize u W H2O 2 repentance: bt he dat cometh aftr me S mightier thN I, who's shoz Im nt worthy 2 bear: he shll baptize u W d Holy Spirit, n [with] fyr: 3:12 who's fan [is] n hs h&, &he wl thouroly cleanse hs fl%r, n gathA hs wheat N2 d granary; bt he wl burn d chaff W unquenchable fyr. 3:13 thN cometh Gsus frm Galilee 2 Jordan 2 John, 2B baptized by him. 3:14 bt John forbad him, sAyn, Ive nd 2B baptized by thee, n comest thou 2 me? 3:15 n Gsus answerin z 2 him, suffA [it 2B so] now: 4 sic it becometh us 2 fulfill ll righteousness. thN he suffered him. 3:16 n Gsus, wen he wz baptized, went ^ immed outa d H2O: n lo, d heavens wr openD 2 him, &he saw d Spirit of God descending lk a dove, n lyting upon him: 3:17 n lo, a voiC frm heaven, sAyn, dis S my BluvD Son, n whom Im wel glad.
Chapter 4
4:1 thN wz Gsus led by d Spirit N2 d wilderness, 2B tempted by d }:>. 4:2 n wen he had fasted prepd days n prepd nyts, he wz aftrwrd hngry. 4:3 n wen d tempter came 2 him, he z, f thou art d son of God, cmd dat deez stones B md bread. 4:4 bt he ansD n z, itz ritN, Man shll nt liv by bread solo, bt by evry wrd dat proceedeth outa d mouf of God. 4:5 thN ]:-> taketh him ^ N2 d holy CT, n setteth him on a pinnacle of d tempL, 4:6 n saith 2 him, f thou art d Son of God, cast thyself dwn, 4 itz ritN, He shll giv hs angels chrG concerning thee: n n [their] hands dey shll uphold thee, lest @ anytym thou dash thy Ft agenst a stone. 4:7 Gsus z 2 him, itz ritN agn, Thou shalt nt tempt d Lord thy God. 4:8 agn, ]:-> taketh him ^ upon an exceeding hi mntn, n showeth him ll d kingdoms of d wrld, n d glory of em, 4:9 n saith 2 him, ll deez fings wl I giv thee, f thou wilt fall dwn n worship me. 4:10 thN saith Gsus 2 him, B gon, Satan: 4 itz ritN, Thou shalt worship d Lord thy God, n him 1ly shalt thou serve. 4:11 thN ]:-> leaveth him, n bhold, angels came n ministered 2 him. 4:12 Now wen Gsus had hurd dat John wz cast N2 jail, he departd N2 Galilee. 4:13 n lEvN Nazareth, he came n dwelt n Capernaum, wich S upon d sea coast, n d borders of Zabulon n Nephthalim; 4:14 dat it myt B fulfilled wich wz spokN by Isaiah d prophet, sAyn, 4:15 d l& of Zabulon, n d l& of Nephthalim, [by] d wA of d sea, Byond Jordan, Galilee of d Gentiles: 4:16 d ppl hu s@ n darkness, saw gr8 lyt; +2 em hu s@ n d region n shades of deth, lyt hath arisen. 4:17 frm dat tym Gsus began 2 preach, +2 sA, Repent: 4t kngdm of heaven S @ h&. 4:18 n Gsus, walkin by d sea of Galilee, saw 2 brethrN, Simon cllD Peter, n Andrew hs bro, casting a net N2 d sea: 4 dey wr fishers. 4:19 &he saith 2 em, follw me, +I wl mke u fishers of men. 4:20 n dey immed lft [their] nets, n folowd him. 4:21 n goin on frm thence, he saw oder 2 brethrN, James [the son] of Zebedee, n John hs bro, ina boat W Zebedee their father, mending their nets: &he cllD em. 4:22 n dey immed lft d boat, n their father, n folowd him. 4:23 n Gsus went bout ll Galilee, teachN n their synagogues, n preachin d Gspel of d kngdm, n healing ll manner of illness, n ll manner of dizeez among d ppl. 4:24 n hs fame spread thruout ll Syria: n dey brawt 2 him ll sick ppl dat wr taken W diverse dizeses n torments, n doze hu wr possesd W demons, n doze hu wr madman, n doze dat had d palsy; &he healed em. 4:25 n der folowd him gr8 multitudes of ppl frm Galilee, n [from] Decapolis, n [from] Jerusalem, n [from] Judea, n [from] Byond Jordan.
Chapter 5
5:1 n seein d multitudes, he ascended a mntn: n wen he wz seated, hs disciples came 2 him. 5:2 &he openD hs mouf, n tawt em, sAyn, 5:3 blest [are] d poor n spirit: 4 theirs S d kngdm of heaven. 5:4 blest [are] dey dat mourn: 4 dey shll B comforted. 5:5 blest [are] d meek: 4 dey shll inherit d erth. 5:6 blest [are] dey hu hunger n thirst 4 righteousness: 4 dey shll B filD. 5:7 blest [are] d merciful: 4 dey shll obtain mercy. 5:8 blest [are] d pure n hart: 4 dey shll C God. 5:9 blest [are] d peace-makers: 4 dey shll B cllD kids of God. 5:10 blest [are] dey hu r persecuted 4 righteousness' sake: 4 theirs S d kngdm of heaven. 5:11 blest r ye wen men shll revile u, n persecute [you], n shll sA ll manner of }-) agenst u falsely, 4my sake. 5:12 Rejoice, n B exceeding glad: 4 gr8 [is] yr rewrd n heaven: 4 so dey persecuted d prophets hu wr B4 u. 5:13 Ye r d salt of d erth: bt f d salt hath 404 its savor, W w@ shll it B salted? itz thenceforth gud 4 Ø, bt 2B cast ot, +2 B trodden undR Ft by men. 5:14 Ye r d lyt of d wrld. A CT dats set on a hill cnot B hid. 5:15 Neither do men lyt a ~=, n put it undR a clse vessel, bt on a candlestick: n it giveth lyt 2 ll dat r n d hous. 5:16 Let yr lyt so shine B4 men, dat dey may C yr gud wrks, n glorify yr dad who's n heaven. 5:17 tnk nt dat Im cum 2 dstroy d law, or d prophets: Im nt cum 2 dstroy, bt 2 fulfill. 5:18 4 verily I sA 2 u, til heaven n erth shll pass awy, 1 jot or 1 tittle shll n no ys pass frm d law, til ll B fulfilled. 5:19 Whoever thus shll break 1of deez lEst comm&mnts, n shll teach men so, he shll B cllD d lEst n d kngdm of heaven: bt whoever shll do, n teach [them], d same shll B cllD gr8 n d kngdm of heaven. 5:20 4 I sA 2 u, dat Xcpt yr righteousness shll Xceed [the righteousness] of d scribes n Pharisees, ye shll n no case Nta N2 d kngdm of heaven. 5:21 Ye av hurd dat twas z 2 em of old tym, Thou shalt nt kil; n whoever shll kil, shll B n dngr of d judgment: 5:22 bt I sA 2 u, dat whoever S :-@ W hs bro w/o a cauZ, shll B n dngr of d judgment: n whoever shll sA 2 hs bro, Raca, shll B n dngr of d council: bt whoever shll sA, Thou f%l, shll B n dngr of hell-fyr. 5:23 thus f thou shalt brng thy gft 2 d altar, n der rembr dat thy bro hath aught agenst thee; 5:24 leaV der thy gft B4 d altar, n go thy wA; 1st B reconciled 2 thy bro, n thN cum n OFr thy gft. 5:25 affirm W thy adversary qkly, yl thou art n d wA W him; lest @ anytym d adversary delivA thee 2 d jdge, n d jdge delivA thee 2 d officer, n thou B cast N2 jail. 5:26 Verily, I sA 2 thee, thou shalt by no means cum ot thence, til thou hast paid d uttermost farthing. 5:27 Ye av hurd dat twas z 2 em of old tym, Thou shalt nt comit adultery: 5:28 bt I sA 2 u, dat whoever looketh on a wmn 2 lust aftr her, hath committd adultery W her alrdy n hs hart. 5:29 n f thy ryt eye shll cauZ thee 2 sin, pluck it ot, n cast [it] frm thee: 4 [it] S profitable 4 thee dat 1of thy membRs shd perish, nor [that] thy hol bod shd B cast N2 hell. 5:30 n f thy r/h shll cauZ thee 2 sin, cut it off, n cast [it] frm thee: 4 itz profitable 4 thee that1 of thy membRs shd perish, nor [that] thy hol bod shd B cast N2 hell. 5:31 It hath bn z, Whoever shll put awy hs yF, let him giv her a ritN of divorcement: 5:32 bt I sA 2 u, dat whoever shll put awy hs yF, saving 4t cauZ of lewdness, causeth her 2 comit adultery: n whoever shll wed her dats divorced, committeth adultery. 5:33 agn, ye av hurd dat it hath bn z 2 em of old tym, Thou shalt nt forswear thyself, bt shalt perform 2 d Lord thy oaths: 5:34 bt I sA 2 u, swear nt @ ll: neither by heaven; 4 itz God's throne: 5:35 Nor by d erth; 4 itz hs footstool: neither by Jerusalem; 4 itz d CT of d gr8 King, 5:36 Neither shalt thou swear by thy hed, coz thou canst nt mke 1 hair wyt or blk. 5:37 bt let yr Coms B, Yea, yea, Nay, nay: 4 WE [is] mor thN deez cometh of }-). 5:38 Ye av hurd dat it hath bn z, An eye 4 an eye, n a 2th 4 a 2th. 5:39 bt I sA 2 u, dat ye Rsist nt }-): bt whoever shll strike thee on thy ryt cheek, turn 2 him d oder also. 5:40 n f Ny man wl sue thee @ d law, n taK awy thy coat, let him av [thy] cloke also. 5:41 n whoever shll constrain thee [to go] 1 mile, go W him 2. 5:42 giv 2 him dat asketh thee, n frm him dat wd borrO of thee, turn nt thou awy. 5:43 Ye av hurd dat it hath bn z, Thou shalt lov thy naybr, n h8 thy foe: 5:44 bt I sA 2 u, lov yr foes, bl$ em dat curse u, do gud 2 em dat h8 u, n pray 4 em hu despitefully uz u, n persecute u; 5:45 dat ye may B d kids of yr dad hu [is] n heaven: 4 he maketh hs sun 2 rise on d }-) n on d gud, n sendeth rain on d jst n on d unjust. 5:46 4 f ye lov em hu lov u, w@ rewrd av ye? do nt evn d publicans d same? 5:47 n f ye M:-) yr brethrN 1ly, w@ do ye mor [than others]? dnt evn d publicans so? 5:48 B ye thus perfect, evn as yr dad who's n heaven S perfect.
Chapter 6
6:1 taK heed dat ye dnt yr alms B4 men, 2B seen by em: otherwys ye av no rewrd frm yr dad who's n heaven. 6:2 thus, wen thou doest [thy] alms, dnt sound a trumpet B4 thee, as d hypocrites do, n d synagogues, n n d streets, dat dey may av glory frm men. Verily, I sA 2 u, they've their rewrd. 6:3 bt wen thou doest alms, let nt thy l/h knw w@ thy r/h doeth: 6:4 dat thy alms may B n :X; n thy dad hu seeth n :X, himself wl rewrd thee openly. 6:5 n wen thou prayest, thou shalt nt B as d hypocrites [are]: 4 dey lov 2 pray st&ing n d synagogues, n n d corners of d streets, dat dey may B seen by men. Verily, I sA 2 u, they've their rewrd. 6:6 bt thou, wen thou prayest, Nta N2 thy closet, n wen thou hast shut thy door, pray 2 thy dad who's n :X, n thy dad hu seeth n :X, wl rewrd thee openly. 6:7 bt wen ye pray, uz nt vain repetitions, as d heathen do: 4 dey tnk dat dey shll B hurd 4 their mch spkg. 6:8 thus B ye nt lk em: 4 yr dad knoweth w@ fings ye nd B4 ye ask him. 6:8 thus B ye nt lk em: 4 yr dad knoweth w@ fings ye nd B4 ye ask him. 6:9 aftr dis manner thus pray ye: r dad hu art n heaven, hallowd B thy nAm. 6:10 Thy kngdm cum. Thy wl B done on erth as [it is] n heaven. 6:11 giz dis dy r daily bread. 6:12 n 4give us r debts, as we 4give r debtors. 6:13 n lead us nt N2 tmptation, bt delivA us frm }-). 4 thine S d kngdm, n d pwr, n d glory, 4 evr. Amen. 6:14 4, f ye 4give men their trespasses, yr heavenly dad wl also 4give you: 6:15 bt f ye 4give nt men their trespasses, neither wl yr dad 4give yr trespasses. 6:16 Moreover, wen ye fst, B nt as d hypocrites, of a sad countenance: 4 dey disfigure their faces, dat dey may appear 2 men 2 fst. Verily, I sA 2 u, they've their rewrd. 6:17 bt thou, wen thou fastst, anoint thy hed, n wash thy face; 6:18 dat thou mayest nt appear 2 men 2 fst, bt 2 thy Father, who's n :X: n thy Father, hu seeth n :X, shll rewrd thee openly. 6:19 Lay nt ^ 4 yrselves treasures upon erth, whr }i{ n rust doth corrpt, n whr thievs break thru n steal: 6:20 bt lay ^ 4 yrselves treasures n heaven, whr neither }i{ nor rust doth corrpt, n whr thievs dnt break thru nor steal. 6:21 4 whr yr booty S, der wl yr hart B also. 6:22 d lyt of d bod S d eye: f thus thy eye B sngl, thy hol bod wl B ful of lyt. 6:23 bt f thy eye B }-), thy hol bod wl B ful of darkness. f thus d lyt dats n thee S darkness, hw gr8 [is] dat darkness! 6:24 No man cn serve 2 mastrs: 4 Itha he wl h8 d 1, n lov d oder; or Ls he wl hld 2 d 1, n despise d oder. Ye cnot serve God n mammon. 6:25 thus I sA 2 u, B nt anxious 4 yr lyf, w@ ye shll e@, or w@ ye shll \_/; nor yet 4 yr bod, w@ ye shll put on. aint d lyf mor thN f%d, n d bod thN raiment? 6:26 bhold d fowls of d air: 4 dey sow nt, neither do dey reap, nor gathA N2 barns; yet yr heavenly dad feedeth em. r ye n/m btr thN dey? 6:27 wich of u by anxious care cn + 1 cubit 2 hs stature? 6:28 n Y? r ye anxious 4 raiment? considA d lilies of d field hw dey gro? dey toil nt, neither do dey spin? 6:29 n yet I sA 2 u, dat evn Solomon n ll hs glory wz nt arrayed lk 1of deez. 6:30 Wherefore, f God so clotheth d grass of d field, wich to-day S, n to-morrow S cast N2 d oven, [will he] nt mch mor [clothe] u, O ye of lil faith? 6:31 thus B nt anxious, sAyn, w@ shll we e@? or w@ shll we \_/? or, W w@ shll we B clothed? 6:32 (For aftr ll deez fings do d Gentiles seek) 4 yr heavenly dad knoweth dat ye av nd of ll deez fings. 6:33 bt seek ye 1st d kngdm of God, n hs righteousness, n ll deez fings shll B +d 2 u. 6:34 thus B nt anxious 4t morrow: 4t morrow wl B solicitous 4t fings of Itslf. Sufficient 2 d dy [is] its own }-).
Chapter 7
7:1 jdge nt, dat ye B nt judged. 7:2 4 W w@ judgment ye jdge, ye shll B judged: n d measure wich ye giv, shll B measurd TU agn. 7:3 n Y? beholdest thou d mote dats n thy brother's eye, bt considerest nt d beam dats n thy own eye? 7:4 Or hw wilt thou sA 2 thy bro, Let me pul ot d mote outa thy eye; n bhold, a beam [is] n thy own eye? 7:5 Thou hypocrite, 1st cast ot d beam outa thy own eye; n thN shalt thou C clearly 2 cast ot d mote outa thy brother's eye. 7:6 giv nt dat wich [is] holy 2 K9s, neither cast ye yr pearls B4 swine, lest dey trample em undR their Ft, n turn agn n rend u. 7:7 Ask, n it shll B givN u; seek, n ye shll fnd; nock, n d door shll B openD 2 you: 7:8 4evry 1 dat asketh, receiveth; &he dat seeketh, findeth; +2 him dat knocketh, d door shll B openD. 7:9 Or w@ man S der of u, hu, f hs son shll ask bread, wl giv him a stone? 7:10 Or f he shll ask a (O--<, wl he giv him a serpent? 7:11 f ye thN bn }-) knw [how] 2 giv gud gfts 2 yr kids, hw mch mor shll yr dad who's n heaven giv gud fings 2 em dat ask him? 7:12 thus ll fings WE ye wd dat men shd do 2 u, do ye evn so 2 em: 4 dis S d law n d prophets. 7:13 Nta ye n @ d strait g8; 4 wide [is] d g8, n broad [is] d wA, dat leadeth 2 destruction, n mnE der r hu go n by it. 7:14 coz strait [is] d g8, n narrow [is] d wA, wich leadeth 2 lyf, n few der r dat fnd it. 7:15 Bware of false prophets, hu cum TU n sheep's garb, bt inwardly thyre ravening wolvs. 7:16 Ye shll knw em by their fruits: Do men gathA grapes frm thorns, or figs frm thistles: 7:17 evn so evry gud trE bringeth 4th gud fruit; bt a corrpt trE bringeth 4th }-) fruit. 7:18 A gud trE cnot brng 4th }-) fruit, neither [can] a corrpt trE brng 4th gud fruit. 7:19 evry trE dat bringeth nt 4th gud fruit S hewn dwn, n cast N2 d fyr. 7:20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shll knw em, 7:21 nt every1 dat saith 2 me, Lord, Lord, shll Nta N2 d kngdm of heaven; bt he dat doeth d wl of my dad who's n heaven. 7:22 mnE wl sA 2 me n dat dy, Lord, Lord, av we nt prophesied n thy nAm? n n thy nAm av cast ot demons? n n thy nAm done mnE 1dfl wrks? 7:23 n thN wl I profess 2 em, I nvr knw you: Dpart frm me, ye dat wrk iniquity. 7:24 thus whoever heareth deez sayings of myn, n doeth em, Ill liken him 2 a ys man, hu built hs hous upon a rk: 7:25 n d rain descended, n d floods came, n d winds blew, n beat upon dat hous; n it fell nt: 4 twas founded upon a rk. 7:26 n every1 dat heareth deez sayings of myn, n doeth em nt, shll B likened 2 a foolsh man, hu built hs hous upon d s&: 7:27 n d rain descended, n d floods came, n d winds blew, n beat upon dat hous; n it fell, n gr8 wz d fall of it. 7:28 n it came 2 pass wen Gsus had ended deez sayings, d ppl wr astonished @ hs doctrine. 7:29 4 he tawt em as [one] havN authority, nor as d scribes.
Chapter 8
8:1 wen he had cum dwn frm d mntn, gr8 multitudes folowd him. 8:2 n bhold, der came a leper n worshiped him, sAyn, Lord, f thou wilt, thou canst mke me clean. 8:3 n Gsus put 4th [his] h&, n tuched him, sAyn, I wl; B thou clean. n immed hs leprosy wz cleansed. 8:4 n Gsus saith 2 him, C thou tel no man; bt go, shO thyself 2 d +:-), n OFr d gft dat Moses commanded, 4 a testimony 2 em. 8:5 n wen Gsus had NTaD N2 Capernaum, der came 2 him a centurion, beseeching him, 8:6 n sAyn, Lord, my servant lieth @hm sick W d palsy, grievously tormented. 8:7 n Gsus saith 2 him, Ill cum n heal him. 8:8 d centurion ansD n z, Lord, Im nt worthy dat thou shouldst cum undR my roof: bt spk d wrd 1ly, n my servant wl B healed. 8:9 4 Ima man undR authority, havN soldiers undR me: +I sA 2 dis [man], Go, &he goeth; +2 nothA, cum, &he cometh; +2 my servant, Do dis, &he doeth [it]. 8:10 wen Gsus hurd [it], he marveled, n z 2 em dat folowd, Verily I sA 2 u, Ive nt found so gr8 faith, no, nt n Israel. 8:11 +I sA 2 u, dat mnE shll cum frm d east n d west, n shll sit dwn W Abraham, n Isaac, n Jacob n d kngdm of heaven. 8:12 bt d kids of d kngdm shll B cast ot N2 utter darkness: der shll B weeping n gnashing of ivories. 8:13 n Gsus z 2 d centurion, Dpart; n as thou hast belevd, so B it done 2 thee. n hs servant wz healed n d same hour. 8:14 n wen Gsus had cum N2 Peter's hous, he saw hs wife's mum laid, n sick W a fever. 8:15 &he tuched her h&, n d fever lft her: n she arose, n ministered 2 em. 8:16 wen d evng wz cum, dey brawt 2 him mnE dat wr possesd W demons: &he cast ot d spirits W [his] wrd, n healed ll dat wr sick; 8:17 dat it myt B fulfilled wich wz spokN by Isaiah d prophet, sAyn, He himself t%k r infirmities, n bore [our] sicknesses. 8:18 Now wen Gsus saw gr8 multitudes bout him, he gave com&ment 2 Dpart 2 d oder cYd. 8:19 n a certN scribe came, n z 2 him, mastA, Ill follw thee whithersoever thou goest. 8:20 n Gsus saith 2 him, d foxes av holes, n d birds of d air [have] nests; bt d Son of man hath nt whr 2 lay [his] hed. 8:21 n nothA of hs disciples z 2 him, Lord, suffA me 1st 2 goan bury my dad. 8:22 bt Gsus z 2 him, follw me; n let d X-( bury their X-(. 8:23 n wen he had NTaD N2 a boat, hs disciples folowd him. 8:24 n bhold, der arose a gr8 tempest n d sea, insomuch dat d boat wz coverd W d waVs: bt he wz |-I. 8:25 n hs disciples came 2 [him], n awoke him, sAyn, Lord, save us: we perish. 8:26 &he saith 2 em, Y? r ye fearful, O ye of lil faith? thN he arose, n rebuked d winds n d sea; n der wz a gr8 calm. 8:27 bt d men marveled, sAyn, w@ manner of man S dis, dat evn d winds n d sea obey him! 8:28 n wen he had cum 2 d oder cYd, N2 d country of d Gergesenes, der met him 2 possesd W demons, cmng outa d tombs, exceeding fierce, so dat no man myt pass by dat wA. 8:29 n bhold, dey cried ot, sAyn, w@ av we [to do] W thee, Gsus, [thou] Son of God? art thou cum hither 2 torment us B4 d tym? 8:30 n der wz a gud wA off frm em a herd of mnE swine, feedin. 8:31 So d demons besought him, sAyn, f thou expellest us, suffA us 2 shoo N2 d herd of swine. 8:32 &he z 2 em, Go. n wen dey had cum ot, dey went N2 d herd of swine: n bhold, d hol herd of swine ran violently dwn a steep plce N2 d sea, n perished n d waters. 8:33 n dey dat kept em, fled, n went N2 d CT, n tld evry thng; n w@ had befallen 2 d possesd W demons. 8:34 n bhold, d hol CT came ot 2 mEt Gsus: n wen dey saw him, dey besought him dat he wd Dpart outa their borders.
Chapter 9
9:1 &he NTaD N2 a boat, n passD ovr, n came N2 hs own CT. 9:2 n bhold, dey brawt 2 him a man sick W d palsy, lyN on a bed: n Gsus, seein their faith, z 2 d sick of d palsy, Son, B of gud cheer; thy sins r 4gvn thee. 9:3 n bhold, certN of d scribes z witn demselvs, dis [man] blasphemeth. 9:4 n Gsus, noing their thorts, z, Y? tnk ye }-) n yr hartz? 9:5 4 wich S EZer, 2 sA, Thy sins r 4gvn thee; or 2 sA, Arise, n wlk? 9:6 bt dat ye may knw dat d Son of man hath pwr on erth 2 4give sins, (then saith he 2 d sick W d palsy,) Arise, taK ^ thy bed, n go 2 thy hous. 9:7 &he arose, n departd 2 hs hous. 9:8 bt wen d multitude saw [it], dey marveled, n glorified God, hu had givN such pwr 2 men. 9:9 n as Gsus wz passin frm thence, he saw a man named Matthew, sittN @ d receipt of custom: &he saith 2 him, follw me. &he arose, n folowd him. 9:10 n it came 2 pass, as Gsus s@ @ table n d hous, bhold, mnE publicans n sinners came n s@ dwn W him n hs disciples. 9:11 n wen d Pharisees saw [it], dey z 2 hs disciples, Y? eateth yr mastA W publicans n sinners? 9:12 bt wen Gsus hurd [that], he z 2 em, dey dat r n helth nd nt a fysician, bt dey dat r sick. 9:13 bt go ye n lern w@ [that] meaneth, Ill av mercy, nor sacrifice: 4 Im nt cum 2 cll d righteous, bt sinners 2 repentance. 9:14 thN came 2 him d disciples of John, sAyn, Y? do we n d Pharisees fst ofn, bt thy disciples fst nt? 9:15 n Gsus z 2 em, cn d kids of d bride-chamber mourn, as lng as d bridegroom S W em? bt d days wl cum, wen d bridegroom shll B taken frm em, n thN dey wl fst. 9:16 No man putteth a pce of nu cloth 2 an old garment: 4 dat wich S put n 2 fil it ^, taketh frm d garment, n d rent S md worse. 9:17 Neither do men put nu wine N2 old bottles: Ls d bottles break, n d wine runneth ot, n d bottles perish: bt dey put nu wine N2 nu bottles, n both r preserved. 9:18 yl he wz spkg deez fings 2 em, bhold, der came a certN ruler, n worshiped him, sAyn, My dautA S evn now X-(: bt cum n lay thy h& upon her, n she wl liv. 9:19 n Gsus arose, n folowd him, n [so did] hs disciples. 9:20 (And bhold, a wmn hu wz disezed W an issue of bl%d 12 yrs, came Bhnd [him], n tuched d hem of hs garment. 9:21 4 she z witn herself, f I may bt tuch hs garment, I shll B hol. 9:22 bt Gsus turnD himself bout, n wen he saw her, he z, dautA, B of gud cmfrt; thy faith hath md thee hol. n d wmn wz md hol frm dat hour.) 9:23 n wen Gsus came N2 d ruler's hous, n saw d minstrels n d ppl makin a noyZ, 9:24 He z 2 em, giv plce: 4t maid aint X-(, bt sleepeth. n dey derided him. 9:25 bt wen d ppl wr put 4th, he went n, n t%k her by d h&, n d maid arose. 9:26 n d fame of dis went abroad N2 ll dat l&. 9:27 n wen Gsus departd thence, 2 blind men folowd him, *tear*, n sAyn, [Thou] son of David, av mercy on us. 9:28 n wen he had cum N2 d hous, d blind men came 2 him: n Gsus saith 2 em, bleev ye dat Im abL 2 do dis? dey z 2 him, yais, Lord. 9:29 thN he tuched their Iyz, sAyn, accrdng 2 yr faith, B it 2 u. 9:30 n their Iyz wr openD; n Gsus strictly chrgd em, sAyn, C [that] no man knw [it]. 9:31 bt dey, wen dey had departd, spread abroad hs fame n ll dat country. 9:32 As thy went ot, bhold, dey brawt 2 him a dum man possesd W a demon. 9:33 n wen d demon wz cast ot, d dum spoke: n d multitudes marveled, sAyn, twas nvr so seen n Israel. 9:34 bt d Pharisees z, He casteth ot demons, thru d prince of d demons. 9:35 n Gsus went bout ll d cities n villages, teachN n their synagogues, n preachin d Gspel of d kngdm, n healing evry illness, n evry dizeez among d ppl. 9:36 bt wen he saw d multitudes, he wz movD W compassion on em, coz dey fainted, n wr scatterd abroad, as sheep havN no shepherd. 9:37 thN saith he 2 hs disciples, d harvest truly [is] plentiful, bt d laborers [are] few. 9:38 Pray ye thus d Lord of d harvest, dat he wl snd 4th laborers N2 hs harvest.
Chapter 10
10:1 n wen he had cllD 2 [him] hs 12 disciples, he gave em pwr [against] unclean spirits, 2 cast em ot, +2 heal ll manner of illness, n ll manner of dizeez. 10:2 Now d names of d 12 apostles r deez; d 1st, Simon, who's cllD Peter, n Andrew hs bro; James [the son] of Zebedee, n John hs bro; 10:3 Philip, n Bartholomew; Thomas, n Matthew d publican; James [the son] of Alpheus, n Lebbeus, who's surname wz Thaddeus; 10:4 Simon d Canaanite, n Judas Iscariot, hu also betrayd him. 10:5 deez 12 Gsus sent 4th, n commanded em, sAyn, Go nt N2 d wA of d Gentiles, n Nta ye nt N2 [any] CT of d Samaritans. 10:6 bt go rthR 2 d 404 sheep of d hous of Israel. 10:7 n as ye go, proclaim, sAyn, d kngdm of heaven S @ h&. 10:8 Heal d sick, cleanse d lepers, raise d X-(, cast ot demons: freely ye av rcvd, freely giv. 10:9 Provide neither Au, nor silver, nor brass n yr purses; 10:10 Nor bag 4 yr jRne, neither 2 coats, neither shoz, nor a staff: 4t workman S worthy of hs f%d. 10:11 n N2 WE CT or twn ye shll Nta, inquire hu n itz worthy, n der abide til ye go thence. 10:12 n wen ye cum N2 a hous, M:-) it. 10:13 n f d hous B worthy, let yr peace cum upon it: bt f it B nt worthy, let yr peace rt 2 u. 10:14 n whoever shll nt rx u, nor heA yr wrds, wen ye Dpart frm dat hous, or CT, shake off d dust of yr Ft. 10:15 Verily, I sA 2 u, It shll B mor tolerable 4t l& of Sodom n Gomorrah, n d dy of judgment, thN 4 dat CT. 10:16 bhold, I snd u 4th as sheep n d midst of wolvs: B ye thus ys as serpents, n harmless as doves. 10:17 bt Bware of men: 4 dey wl delivA u 2 d councils, n dey wl scourge u n their synagogues. 10:18 n ye wl B brawt B4 governors n kings 4my sake, 4 a testimony agenst em n d Gentiles. 10:19 bt wen dey delivA u ^, B nt anxious hw or w@ ye shll spk, 4 it shll B givN TU n dat same hour w@ ye shll spk. 10:20 4 itz nt ye dat spk, bt d Spirit of yr dad wich speaketh n u. 10:21 n d bro wl delivA ^ d bro 2 deth, n d dad d kid: n d kids wl rise ^ agenst [their] parNts, n cauZ em 2B put 2 deth. 10:22 n ye wl B h8d by ll [men] 4my name's sake: bt he dat endureth 2 d Nd shll B savD. 10:23 bt wen dey persecute u n dis CT, flee ye N2 nothA: 4 verily I sA 2 u, Ye shll nt av gon ovr d cities of Israel til d Son of man shll av cum. 10:24 d disciple aint abov [his] teacha, nor d servant abov hs lord. 10:25 itz nuf 4t disciple dat he shd B as hs teacha, n d servant as hs lord: f they've cllD d mastA of d hous Beelzebub, hw mch mor [will dey call] em of hs household? 10:26 Fear em nt thus: 4 there's Ø coverd, dat shll nt B revealed; n hid, dat shll nt B nown. 10:27 w@ I tel u n darkness, [that] spk ye n lyt: n w@ ye heA n d ear, [that] publish ye upon d house-tops. 10:28 n fear nt em hu kil d bod, bt Rnt abL 2 kil d soul: bt rthR fear him who's abL 2 dstroy both soul n bod n hell. 10:29 Rnt 2 sparrows sold 4 a farthing? nor 1of em shll fall on d ground w/o yr dad. 10:30 bt d vry hairs of yr hed r ll numbered. 10:31 Fear ye nt thus, ye r of mor valU thN mnE sparrows. 10:32 Whoever thus shll fess me B4 men, him wl I also fess B4 my dad who's n heaven. 10:33 bt whoever shll deny me B4 men, him wl I also deny B4 my dad who's n heaven. 10:34 tnk nt dat Im cum 2 snd peace on erth: I came nt 2 snd peace, bt a sword. 10:35 4 Im cum 2 set a man @ variance agenst hs father, n d dautA agenst her mum, n d daughter-in-law agenst her MIL. 10:36 n a man's foes [will be] dey of hs own household. 10:37 He dat loveth dad or mum mor thN me, aint worthy of me: &he dat loveth son or dautA mor thN me, aint worthy of me. 10:38 &he dat taketh nt hs cross, n followeth me, aint worthy of me. 10:39 He dat findeth hs lyf shll lose it: &he dat loseth hs lyf 4my sake, shll fnd it. 10:40 He dat receiveth u, receiveth me, &he dat receiveth me, receiveth him dat sent me. 10:41 He dat receiveth a prophet n d nAm of a prophet, shll rx a prophet's rewrd; &he dat receiveth a righteous man n d nAm of a righteous man, shll rx a righteous man's rewrd. 10:42 n whoever shll giv 2 \_/ 2 1of deez lil 1s, a cup of cold [water] 1ly, n d nAm of a disciple, verily, I sA 2 u, he shll n no ys lose hs rewrd.
Chapter 11
11:1 n it came 2 pass wen Gsus had md an Nd of commanding hs 12 disciples, he departd thence 2 teach +2 preach n their cities. 11:2 Now wen John had hurd n d jail d wrks of Christ, he sent 2 of hs disciples, 11:3 n z 2 him, Art thou he dat shd cum, or do we l%k 4 nothA?
11:4 Gsus ansD n z 2 em, goan shO John agn doze fings wich ye heA n C: 11:5 d blind rx their syt, n d lame wlk, d lepers r cleansed, n d deaf heA, d X-( r raised, n d poor av d Gspel preached 2 em. 11:6 n blest S [he] 2 whom I shll nt B d cauZ of hs fallN N2 sin. 11:7 n as dey departd, Gsus began 2 sA 2 d multitudes concerning John, w@ went ye ot N2 d wilderness 2 C? a reed shaken W d wind? 11:8 bt w@ went ye ot 2 C? A man clothed n soft raiment? bhold, dey dat wear soft [clothing] r n kings' houses. 11:9 bt w@ went ye ot 2 C? A prophet? yais, I sA 2 u, &mre thN a prophet. 11:10 4 dis S [he] concerning whom itz ritN, bhold, I snd my msngr B4 thy face, hu shll prep thy wA B4 thee. 11:11 Verily, I sA 2 u, among em dat r born of women, der hath nt risen a gr8r thN John d Baptist: notwithstanding, he dats lEst n d kngdm of heaven, S gr8r thN he. 11:12 n frm d days of John d Baptist, 'til now, d kngdm of heaven suffereth violenC, n d violent taK it by 4S. 11:13 4 ll d prophets n d law prophesied 'til John. 11:14 n f ye wl rx [it], dis S Elijah hu wz 2 cum. 11:15 He dat hath ears 2 heA, let him heA. 11:16 bt 2 w@ shll I liken dis gNR8N? itz lk 2 kids sittN n d marts, n callN 2 their fellows, 11:17 n sAyn, w'v piped 2 u, n ye havnt danced; w'v mourned 2 u, n ye havnt lamented. 11:18 4 John came neither e@tiN nor drinkN, n dey sA, He hath a demon. 11:19 d Son of man came e@tiN n drinkN, n dey sA, bhold, a man gluttonous, n a wine-bibber, a pal of publicans n sinners. bt wis S justified by her kids. 11:20 thN he began 2 upbraid d cities n wich mosta hs myT wrks had bn done, coz dey repented nt. 11:21 Woe 2 thee, Chorazin; woe 2 thee, Bethsaida: 4 f d myT wrks wich av bn done n u had bn done n Tyre n Sidon, theyd av repented lng ago n sackcloth n ashes. 11:22 bt I sA 2 u, It shll B mor tolerable 4 Tyre n Sidon @ d dy of judgment, thN 4 u. 11:23 n thou, Capernaum, wich art exalted 2 heaven, shalt B brawt dwn 2 hell: 4 f d myT wrks wich av bn done n thee, had bn done n Sodom, it wd av remained 'til dis dy. 11:24 bt I sA 2 u, dat it shll B mor tolerable 4t l& of Sodom, n d dy of judgment, thN 4 thee. 11:25 @ dat tym Gsus ansD n z, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven n erth, coz thou hast hid deez fings frm d ys n prudent, n hast revealed em 2 babes. 11:26 evn so, 4 so it seemD gud n thy syt. 11:27 ll fings r Dlvd 2 me by my dad; n no man knoweth d Son, bt d dad; neither knoweth Ny man d Father, save d Son, n [he] 2 whomsoever d Son wl reveal [him]. 11:28 cum 2 me, ll [ye] dat labor, n r hvy laden, n Ill giv u rest. 11:29 taK my yoke upon u, n lern frm me: 4 Im meek n lowly n hart; n ye shll fnd rest 2 yr souls. 11:30 4my yoke [is] ez, n my burden S lyt.
Chapter 12
12:1 @ dat tym Gsus went on d sabbath thru d corn, n hs disciples wr hngry, n began 2 pluck d ears of corn, +2 e@. 12:2 bt wen d Pharisees saw it, dey z 2 him, bhold, thy disciples do dat wich itz nt lawful 2 do on d sabbath. 12:3 bt he z 2 em, av ye nt read w@ David did wen he wz hngry, n dey dat wr W him; 12:4 hw he NTaD N2 d hous of God, n 8 d show-bread, wich twas nt lawful 4 him 2 e@, neither 4 em hu wr W him, bt 1ly 4t priests? 12:5 Or av ye nt read n d law, dat on d sabbath d priests n d tempL profane d sabbath, n r blameless? 12:6 bt I sA 2 u, dat n dis plce S [one] gr8r thN d tempL. 12:7 bt f ye had nown w@ [this] meaneth, Ill av mercy, nor sacrifice, ye w%dnt av condemd d guiltless. 12:8 4t Son of man S Lord evn of d sabbath. 12:9 n wen he had departd thence, he went N2 their synagogue. 12:10 n bhold, der wz a man hu had [his] h& withered. n dey askD him, sAyn, S it lawful 2 heal on d sabbath? dat dey myt accuse him. 12:11 &he z 2 em, w@ man shll der B among u, dat shll av 1 sheep, n f it shll fall N2 a pit on d sabbath, wl he nt lay H/O it, n lift [it] ot? 12:12 hw mch thN S a man btr thN a sheep? wherefore it S lawful 2 do wel on d sabbath days. 12:13 thN saith he 2 d man, strtch ot thy h&. &he stretchd [it] ot; n [it] wz restord 2 a sound st8 lk d oder. 12:14 thN d Pharisees went ot, n held a council agenst him, hw dey myt dstroy him. 12:15 bt wen Gsus knw [it], he withdrew himself frm thence: n gr8 multitudes folowd him, &he healed em ll. 12:16 n chrgd em dat dey shd nt mke him nown: 12:17 dat it myt B fulfilled wich wz spokN by Isaiah d prophet, sAyn, 12:18 bhold, my servant, whom Ive chosen; my BluvD, n whom my soul S wel glad: Ill put my spirit upon him, &he shll shO judgment 2 d Gentiles. 12:19 He shll nt contend, nor cry; neither shll Ny man heA hs voiC n d streets. 12:20 A bruised reed shll he nt break, n smokn flax shll he nt quench, til he shll snd 4th judgment 2 victory. 12:21 n n hs nAm shll d Gentiles trust. 12:22 thN wz brawt 2 him 1 possesd W a demon, blind n dum; &he healed him, so dat d blind n dum both spoke n saw. 12:23 n ll d ppl wr amazD, n z, aint dis d son of David? 12:24 bt wen d Pharisees hurd [it], dey z, dis [man] doth nt cast ot demons, bt by Beelzebub d prince of d demons. 12:25 n Gsus knw their thorts, n z 2 em, evry kngdm dividd agenst Itslf, S brawt 2 desolation; n evry CT or hous dividd agenst Itslf, shll nt st&. 12:26 n f Satan casteth ot Satan, hes dividd agenst himself; hw thN shll hs kngdm st&? 12:27 n f I by Beelzebub cast ot demons, by whom do yr kids expel [them]? thus dey shll B yr judjs. 12:28 bt f I cast ot demons by d Spirit of God, thN d kngdm of God S cum 2 u. 12:29 Or Ls, hw cn 1 Nta N2 a tuff man's hous, n cz hs goods, Xcpt he shll 1st bind d tuff man? n thN he wl plunder hs hous. 12:30 He dats nt W me, S agenst me; &he dat gathereth nt W me, scattereth abroad. 12:31 Wherefore I sA 2 u, ll manner of sin n blasphemy shll B 4gvn 2 men: bt d blasphemy [against] d [Holy] Spirit shll nt B 4gvn 2 men. 12:32 n whoever speaketh a wrd agenst d Son of man, it shll B 4gvn him: bt whoever speaketh agenst d Holy Spirit, it shll nt B 4gvn him, neither n dis wrld, neither n d [world] 2 cum. 12:33 Itha mke d trE gud, n its fruit gud; or Ls mke d trE corrpt, n its fruit corrpt: 4t trE S nown by [its] fruit. 12:34 O gNR8N of vipers, hw cn ye, bn }-), spk gud fings? 4 outa d abundance of d hart, d mouf speaketh. 12:35 A gud man, outa d gud booty of d hart, bringeth 4th gud fings: n an }-) man, outa d }-) booty, bringeth 4th }-) fings. 12:36 bt I sA 2 u, dat 4evry idle wrd dat men shll spk, dey shll giv acct n d dy of judgment. 12:37 4 by thy wrds thou shalt B justified, n by thy wrds thou shalt B condemd. 12:38 thN certN of d scribes n of d Pharisees ansD, sAyn, mastA, we'd C a cYn frm thee. 12:39 bt he ansD n z 2 em, An }-) n adulterous gNR8N seeketh 4 a cYn, n der shll no cYn B givN 2 it, bt d cYn of d prophet Jonah. 12:40 4 as Jonah wz 3 days n 3 nyts n d whale's belly: so shll d Son of man B 3 days n 3 nyts n d hart of d erth. 12:41 d men of Nineveh shll rise n judgment W dis gNR8N, n shll condemn it: coz dey repented @ d preachin of Jonah; n bhold, a gr8r thN Jonah [is] hre. 12:42 d qeen of d sth shll rise ^ n d judgment W dis gNR8N, n shll condemn it: 4 she came frm d uttermost parts of d erth 2 heA d wis of Solomon; n bhold, a gr8r thN Solomon [is] hre. 12:43 wen d unclean spirit S gon outa a man, he walketh thru dry places, seeking rest, &he findeth nun. 12:44 thN he saith, Ill rt N2 my hous frm whence I came ot; n wen hes cum, he findeth [it] Mt, swept, n garnished. 12:45 thN goeth he, n taketh W himself 7 oder spirits mor wkd thN himself, n dey Nta n n dwell der: n d lst [state] of dat man S worse thN d 1st. evn so shll it B also 2 dis wkd gNR8N. 12:46 yl he wz yet spkg 2 d ppl, bhold, [his] mum n hs brethrN stood w/o, desiring 2 spk W him. 12:47 thN 1 z 2 him, bhold, thy mum n thy brethrN st& w/o, desiring 2 spk W thee. 12:48 bt he ansD n z 2 him dat tld him, who's my mum? n hu r my brethrN? 12:49 &he stretchd 4th hs h& 2wrds hs disciples, n z, bhold my mum n my brethrN! 12:50 4 whoever shll do d wl of my dad who's n heaven, d same S my bro, n sis, n mum.
Chapter 13
13:1 d same dy Gsus went outa d hous, n s@ by d sea cYd. 13:2 n gr8 multitudes wr gatherd 2 him, so dat he went N2 a boat, n s@ dwn; n d hol multitude stood on d shoR. 13:3 &he spoke mnE fings 2 em n parables, sAyn, bhold, a sower went 4th 2 sow; 13:4 n wen he sowed, sum [seeds] fell btw cYd, n d fowls came n devoured em: 13:5 sum fell upon stony places, whr dey had n/m erth: n forthwith dey sprung ^, coz dey had no deepness of erth: 13:6 n wen d sun had risen, dey wr scorched; n coz dey had nt root, dey withered. 13:7 n sum fell among thorns; n d thorns sprung ^, n choked em: 13:8 bt othas fell N2 gud ground, n brawt 4th fruit, sum a hundred-fold, sum sixty-fold, sum thirty-fold. 13:9 hu hath ears 2 heA, let him heA. 13:10 n d disciples came, n z 2 him, Y? speakest thou 2 em n parables? 13:11 He ansD n z 2 em, coz itz givN TU 2no d X-files of d kngdm of heaven, bt 2 em it aint givN. 13:12 4 whoever hath, 2 him shll B givN, &he shll av mor abundance: bt whoever hath nt, frm him shll B taken awy evn dat wich he hath. 13:13 thus I spk 2 em n parables: coz dey seein C nt; n hearin dey heA nt, neither do dey undRst&. 13:14 n n em S fulfilled d prophecy of Isaiah, wich saith, By hearin ye shll heA, n shll nt undRst&; n seein ye shll C, n shll nt perceive: 13:15 4 dis people's hart S Bcum gross, n [their] ears r dull of hearin, n their Iyz they've shut; lest @ anytym dey shd C W [their] Iyz, n heA W [their] ears, n shd undRst& W [their] hart, n shd B convertd, +I shd heal em. 13:16 bt blest [are] yr Iyz, 4 dey C: n yr ears, 4 dey heA. 13:17 4 verily I sA 2 u, dat mnE prophets n righteous [men] av dsired 2C [the things] wich ye C, n av nt seen [them]; +2 heA [the things] wich ye heA, n havnt hurd [them]. 13:18 heA ye thus d parable of d sower. 13:19 wen Ny 1 heareth d wrd of d kngdm, n understandeth [it] nt, thN cometh d wkd [one], n catcheth awy dat wich wz sown n hs hart. dis S he hu rcvd seed btw cYd. 13:20 bt he dat rcvd d seed N2 stony places, d same S he dat heareth d wrd, n immed W joy receiveth it; 13:21 Yet he hath nt root n himself, bt endureth 4 a yl: 4 wen tribulation or persecution ariseth coz of d wrd, forthwith hes ofendd. 13:22 He also dat rcvd seed among d thorns S he dat heareth d wrd; n d c/o dis wrld, n d deceitfulness of riches choke d wrd, &he becometh unfruitful. 13:23 bt he dat receiveth seed N2 d gud ground S he dat heareth d wrd, n understandeth [it]; hu also beareth fruit, n bringeth 4th, sum a hundred fold, sum 6T, sum 30. 13:24 nothA parable he proposed 2 em, sAyn, d kngdm of heaven S likened 2 a man hu sowed gud seed n hs field: 13:25 bt yl men slept, hs foe came n sowed tares among d wheat, n departd. 13:26 bt wen d blade had sprung ^, n brawt 4th fruit, thN appeard d tares also. 13:27 So d servants of d householder came n z 2 him, Sir, didst thou nt sow gud seed n thy field? frm whence thN hath it tares? 13:28 He z 2 em, An foe hath done dis. d servants z 2 him, Wilt thou thN dat we goan gathA em? 13:29 bt he z, No; lest yl ye gathA d tares, ye root ^ also d wheat W em. 13:30 Let both gro 2gtha 'til d harvest: n n d tym of harvest Ill sA 2 d reapers, gathA ye 1st d tares, n bind em n bundles 2 burn em: bt gathA d wheat N2 my barn. 13:31 nothA parable he proposed 2 em, sAyn, d kngdm of heaven S lk a grain of mustard-seed, wich a man t%k, n sowed n hs field: 13:32 wich idd S d lEst of ll seeds: bt wen itz grown, itz d gr8st among herbs, n becometh a trE, so dat d birds of d air cum n lodge on its branchs. 13:33 nothA parable he spoke 2 em; d kngdm of heaven S lk leaven, wich a wmn t%k, n hid n 3 measures of meal, til d hol wz leavened. 13:34 ll deez fings Gsus spoke 2 d multitude n parables; n w/o a parable he spoke nt 2 em: 13:35 dat it myt B fulfilled wich wz spokN by d prophet, sAyn, Ill opN my mouf n parables; Ill utter fings wich av bn kept :X frm d foundation of d wrld. 13:36 thN Gsus sent d multitude awy, n went N2 d hous: n hs disciples came 2 him, sAyn, Declare 2 us d parable of d tares of d field. 13:37 He ansD n z 2 em, He dat soweth d gud seed S d Son of man; 13:38 d field S d wrld; d gud seed r d kids of d kngdm; bt d tares r d kids of d wkd [one]; 13:39 d foe dat sowed em S d }:>; d harvest S d Nd of d wrld; n d reapers r d angels. 13:40 As thus d tares r gatherd n burnd n d fyr; so shll it B n d Nd of dis wrld. 13:41 d Son of man shll snd 4th hs angels, n dey shll gathA outa hs kngdm ll fings dat offend, +dem hu do iniquity; 13:42 n shll cast em N2 a furnace of fyr: der shll B wailing n gnashing of ivories. 13:43 thN shll d righteous shine as d sun n d kngdm of their dad. hu hath ears 2 heA, let him heA. 13:44 agn, d kngdm of heaven S lk booty hid ina field; wich, wen a man hath found, he hideth, n 4 joy thereof goeth n selleth ll dat he hath, n buyeth dat field. 13:45 agn, d kngdm of heaven S lk a merchant seeking goodly pearls: 13:46 hu, wen he had found 1 pearl of gr8 price, went n sold ll dat he had, n bawt it. 13:47 agn, d kngdm of heaven S lk a net, dat wz cast N2 d sea, n gatherd of evry knd: 13:48 wich, wen twas ful, dey drew 2 d shoR, n s@ dwn, n gatherd d gud N2 vessels, bt cast awy d bad. 13:49 So shll it B @ d Nd of d wrld: d angels shll cum 4th, n sever d wkd frm among d jst, 13:50 n shll cast em N2 d furnace of fyr: der shll B wailing n gnashing of ivories. 13:51 Gsus saith 2 em, av ye sussed ll deez fings? dey sA 2 him, yais, Lord. 13:52 thN z he 2 em, thus evry scribe [who is] instructd 2 d kngdm of heaven, S lk a man [that is] a householder, hu bringeth 4th outa hs booty [things] nu n old. 13:53 n it came 2 pass, [that] wen Gsus had finshd deez parables, he departd thence. 13:54 n wen he had cum N2 hs own country, he tawt em n their synagogue, so dat dey wr astonishd, n z, Whence hath dis [man] dis wis, n [these] myT wrks? 13:55 aint dis d carpenter's son? aint hs mum cllD Mary? n hs brethrN, James, n Joses, n Simon, n Judas? 13:56 n hs sisters, r dey nt ll W us? Whence thN hath dis [man] ll deez fings? 13:57 n dey wr ofendd n him. bt Gsus z 2 em, A prophet aint w/o honor, save n hs own country, n n hs own hous. 13:58 &he ddnt mnE myT wrks der, coz of their unbelief.
Chapter 14
14:1 @ dat tym Herod d Tetrarch hurd of d fame of Gsus, 14:2 n z 2 hs servants, dis S John d Baptist; he hath risen frm d X-(; n thus myT wrks do shO 4th demselvs n him. 14:3 4 Herod had laid H/O John, n bound him, n put [him] n jail 4t sake of Herodias, hs bro Philip's yF. 14:4 4 John had z 2 him, itz nt legal 4 thee 2hv her. 14:5 n wen he wd av put him 2 deth, he feared d multitude, coz dey countd him as a prophet. 14:6 bt wen Herod's birth-day wz kept, d dautA of Herodias danced B4 em, n glad Herod. 14:7 Upon wich he promisD W an oath 2 giv her WE she'd ask. 14:8 n she, bn B4 instructd by her mum, z, giv me hre d hed of John d Baptist ina dish. 14:9 n d king wz sry: nevertheless 4t sake of d oath, n of em hu s@ W him @ table, he commanded [it] 2B givN [her]. 14:10 &he sent, n beheaded John n d jail. 14:11 n hs hed wz brawt ina dish, n givN 2 d damsel: n she brawt [it] 2 her mum. 14:12 n hs disciples came, n t%k ^ d bod, n buried it, n went n tld Gsus. 14:13 wen Gsus hurd [of it], he departd thence ina boat, N2 a Dzert plce apart: n wen d ppl had hurd [of it], dey folowd him on Ft outa d cities. 14:14 n Gsus went 4th, n saw a gr8 multitude, n wz movD W compassion 2wrds em, &he healed their sick. 14:15 n wen twas evng, hs disciples came 2 him, sAyn, dis S a Dzert plce, n d tym S now past; snd d multitude awy, dat dey may go N2 d villages, n buy demselvs victuals. 14:16 bt Gsus z 2 em, dey nd nt Dpart; giv ye em 2 e@. 14:17 n dey sA 2 him, w'v hre bt 5 loaves, n 2 fishes. 14:18 He z, brng em hither 2 me. 14:19 &he commanded d multitude 2 sit dwn on d grass, n t%k d 5 loaves, n d 2 fishes, n lukin ^ 2 heaven, he blest, n broK, n gave d loaves 2 [his] disciples, n d disciples 2 d multitude. 14:20 n dey ll 8, n wr satisfied: n dey t%k ^ of d fragmnts dat remained 12 baskets ful. 14:21 n dey dat had e10 wr bout 5k men, Bsides women n kids. 14:22 n immed Gsus constrained hs disciples 2 gt N2 a boat, +2 go B4 him 2 d oder cYd, yl he sent d multitudes awy. 14:23 n wen he had sent d multitudes awy, he ascended a mntn apart 2 pray: n wen d evng wz cum, he wz der solo. 14:24 bt d boat wz now n d midst of d sea, tossed W waVs: 4t wind wz contrary. 14:25 n n d 4th woch of d nyt Gsus went2 em, walkin on d sea. 14:26 n wen d disciples saw him walkin on d sea, dey wr troubld, sAyn, itz a spirit; n dey cried ot 4 fear. 14:27 bt immed Gsus spoke 2 em, sAyn, B of gud cheer; itz I; B nt fraid. 14:28 n Peter ansD him n z, Lord, f itz thou, bid me cum 2 thee on d H2O. 14:29 &he z, cum. n wen Peter had cum dwn outa d boat, he wlkD on d H2O, 2g2 Gsus. 14:30 bt wen he saw d wind boisterous, he wz fraid; n Bginin 2 sink, he cried, sAyn, Lord, save me. 14:31 n immed Gsus stretchd 4th [his] h&, n cort him, n z 2 him, O thou of lil faith, Y? didst thou dout? 14:32 n wen dey had cum N2 d boat, d wind ceasD. 14:33 thN dey dat wr n d boat came n worshiped him, sAyn, n truth thou art d son of God. 14:34 n wen dey had gon ovr, dey came N2 d l& of Gennesaret. 14:35 n wen d men of dat plce had nolage of him, dey sent ot N2 ll d surrounding country, n brawt 2 him ll dat wr disezed; 14:36 n besought him dat dey myt 1ly tuch d hem of hs garment: n as mnE as tuched wr restord 2 helth.
Chapter 15
15:1 thN came 2 Gsus scribes n Pharisees, hu wr of Jerusalem, sAyn, 15:2 Y? do thy disciples transgress d tradition of d elders? 4 dey wash nt their hands wen dey e@ bread. 15:3 bt he ansD n z 2 em, Y? do ye also transgress d com&ment of God by yr tradition? 15:4 4 God commanded, sAyn, Honor thy dad n mum: n, He dat curseth dad or mum, let him di d deth. 15:5 bt ye sA, Whoever shll sA 2 [his] dad or [his] mum, [It is] a gft, by WE thou mightest B profited by me; 15:6 n honor nt hs dad or hs mum, [he shll B free]. sic av ye md d com&ment of God of no effct by yr tradition. 15:7 [Ye] hypocrites, wel did Isaiah prophesy of u, sAyn, 15:8 dis ppl drw nigh 2 me W their mouf, n honor me W [their] lips; bt their hart S fr frm me. 15:9 bt n vain dey do worship me, teachN [for] doctrines d comm&mnts of men. 15:10 &he cllD d multitude, n z 2 em, heA, n undRst&: 15:11 nt dat wich goeth N2 d mouf defileth a man; bt dat wich cometh outa d mouf, dis defileth a man. 15:12 thN came hs disciples, n z 2 him, Knowest thou dat d Pharisees wr ofendd aftr dey hurd dis sAyn? 15:13 bt he ansD n z, evry plant, wich my heavenly dad hath nt planted, shll B extirpated. 15:14 Let em solo: thyre blind leadAs of d blind. n f d blind leadeth d blind, both wl fall N2 d ditch. 15:15 thN ansD Peter n z 2 him, Declare 2 us dis parable. 15:16 n Gsus z, r ye also yet w/o undrstndN? 15:17 Do ye nt yet undRst&, dat WE entereth n @ d mouf goeth N2 d belly, n S cast ot N2 d draught? 15:18 bt doze fings wich proceed outa d mouf cum 4th frm d hart; n dey defile d man. 15:19 4 outa d hart proceed }-) thorts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies: 15:20 deez r [the things] wich defile a man: bt 2 e@ W unwashen hands defileth nt a man. 15:21 thN Gsus went thence, n departd N2 d territories of Tyre n Sidon. 15:22 n bhold, a wmn of Canaan came outa d same territories, n cried 2 him, sAyn, av mercy on me, O Lord, [thou] son of David; my dautA S grievously afflicted W a demon. 15:23 bt he ansD her nt a wrd. n hs disciples came n besought him, sAyn, snd her awy; 4 she crieth aftr us. 15:24 bt he ansD n z, Im nt sent bt 2 d 404 sheep of d hous of Israel. 15:25 thN came she n worshiped him, sAyn, Lord, hlp me. 15:26 bt he ansD n z, itz nt mEt 2 taK d children's bread, +2 cast [it] 2 K9s. 15:27 n she z, Truth, Lord: yet d K9s e@ of d crums wich fall frm their master's table. 15:28 thN Gsus ansD n z 2 her, O wmn, gr8 [is] thy faith: B it 2 thee evn as thou wilt. n her dautA wz healed frm dat vry hour. 15:29 n Gsus departd frm thence, n came nigh 2 d sea of Galilee; n ascended a mntn, n s@ dwn der. 15:30 n gr8 multitudes came 2 him, havN W em [those dat were] lame, blind, dum, maimed, n mnE othas, n cast em dwn @ Jesus' Ft; &he healed em: 15:31 So dat d multitude wundRD, wen dey saw d dum 2 spk, d maimed 2B hol, d lame 2 wlk, n d blind 2 C: n dey glorified d God of Israel. 15:32 thN Gsus cllD hs disciples [to him], n z, Ive compassion on d multitude, coz dey contu W me now 3 days, n av Ø 2 e@: +I won't snd em awy fasting, lest dey faint n d wA. 15:33 n hs disciples sA 2 him, Whence shd w'v so mch bread n d wilderness, as 2 satisfy so gr8 a multitude? 15:34 n Gsus saith 2 em, hw mnE loaves av ye? n dey z, 7, n a few lil fishes. 15:35 &he commanded d multitude 2 sit on d ground. 15:36 &he t%k d 7 loaves n d fishes, n gave tnx, n broK [them], n gave 2 hs disciples, n d disciples 2 d multitude. 15:37 n dey ll 8 n wr filD: n dey t%k ^ of d fragmnts dat wr lft 7 baskets ful. 15:38 n dey dat had e10 wr 4 K men, Bsides women n kids. 15:39 &he sent awy d multitude, n t%k a boat, n came N2 d borders of Magdala.
Chapter 16
16:1 d Pharisees also n d Sadducees came, n, temptin, dsired him dat he wd shO em a cYn frm heaven. 16:2 He ansD n z 2 em, wen itz evng, ye sA, [It wl be] fair wx: 4t sky S red. 16:3 n n d AM, [It wl be] foul wx to-day: 4 d sky S red n lowering. O [ye] hypocrites, ye cn discern d face of d sky; bt cn ye nt [discern] d syns of d tyms? 16:4 A wkd n adulterous gNR8N seeketh 4 a cYn; n der shll no cYn bn 2 it, bt d cYn of d prophet Jonah. &he lft em, n departd. 16:5 n wen hs disciples had cum 2 d oder cYd, dey had 4gotn 2 taK bread. 16:6 thN Gsus z 2 em, taK heed n Bware of d leaven of d Pharisees n of d Sadducees. 16:7 n dey reasoned among demselvs, sAyn, [It is] coz w'v taken no bread. 16:8 [Which] wen Gsus perceived, he z 2 em, O ye of lil faith, Y? reasN ye among yrselves, coz ye av brawt no bread? 16:9 Do ye nt yet undRst&, neither rembr d 5 loaves of d 5 K, n hw mnE baskets ye t%k ^? 16:11 howzit dat ye dnt undRst& dat I spoke nt 2 u concerning bread, dat ye shd Bware of d leaven of d Pharisees n of d Sadducees? 16:12 thN dey sussed dat he ddnt cautN em agenst d leaven of bread, bt agenst d doctrine of d Pharisees n of d Sadducees. 16:13 wen Gsus came N2 d borders of Cesarea Phillippi, he askD hs disciples, sAyn, hu do men sA dat I d Son of man am? 16:14 n dey z, sum [say dat thou art] John d Baptist: sum Elijah; n othas, Jeremiah, or 1of d prophets. 16:15 He saith 2 em, bt hu sA ye dat I am? 16:16 n Simon Peter ansD n z, Thou art d Christ, d Son of d livN God. 16:17 n Gsus ansD n z 2 him, blest art thou, Simon-Barjona: 4 flesh n bl%d hath nt revealed [it] 2 thee, bt my dad who's n heaven. 16:18 +I sA also 2 thee, dat thou art Peter, n upon dis rk Ill bild my chrch: n d gates of hell shll nt prevail agenst it. 16:19 +I wl giv 2 thee d keys of d kngdm of heaven: n WE thou shalt bind on erth, shll B bound n heaven; n WE thou shalt loose on erth, shll B loosed n heaven. 16:20 thN he chrgd hs disciples dat dey shd tel no man dat he wz Gsus d Christ. 16:21 frm dat tym 4th Gsus began 2 shO 2 hs disciples, dat he must go 2 Jerusalem, n suffA mnE fings frm d elders n chief priests, n scribes, n B iced, n B raised agn d 3rd dy. 16:22 thN Peter t%k him, n began 2 rebuke him, sAyn, B it fr frm thee, Lord: dis shll nt B 2 thee. 16:23 bt he turnD, n z 2 Peter, gt thee Bhnd me, Satan; thou art an offense 2 me: 4 thou savorest nt d fings dat r of God, bt doze dat r of men. 16:24 thN z Gsus 2 hs disciples, f Ny [man] wl cum aftr me, let him deny himself, n taK ^ hs cross, n follw me. 16:25 4 whoever wl save hs lyf, shll lose it: n whoever wl lose hs lyf 4my sake, shll fnd it. 16:26 4 watz a man profited, f he shll gain d hol wrld, n lose hs own soul? or w@ shll a man giv n Xchange 4 hs soul? 16:27 4t Son of man wl cum n d glory of hs Father, W hs angels; n thN he wl rewrd evry man accrdng 2 hs wrks. 16:28 Verily I sA 2 u, der r sum st&ing hre, hu shll nt taste deth, til dey shll C d Son of man cmng n hs kngdm.
Chapter 17
17:1 n aftr six days, Gsus taketh Peter, James, n John hs bro, n bringeth em upon a hi mntn apart. 17:2 n [he] wz transfigured B4 em: n hs face shone as d sun, n hs raiment wz wyt as d lyt. 17:3 n bhold, der appeard 2 em Moses n Elijah tlkN W him. 17:4 thN ansD Peter, n z 2 Gsus, Lord, itz gud 4 us 2B hre: f thou wilt, lets mke hre 3 tabernacles; 1 4 thee, n 1 4 Moses, n 1 4 Elijah. 17:5 yl he wz yet spkg, bhold, a brite cloud overshadowed em: n bhold, a voiC outa d cloud, wich z, dis S my BluvD Son, n whom Im wel glad: heA ye him. 17:6 n wen d disciples hurd [it], dey fell on their face, n wr n gr8 fear. 17:7 n Gsus came n tuched em, n z, Arise, n B nt fraid. 17:8 n wen dey had liftD ^ their Iyz, dey saw no man, save Gsus 1ly. 17:9 n as dey wr descending d mntn, Gsus chrgd em, sAyn, tel d vision 2 no man, 'til d Son of man B raised agn frm d X-(. 17:10 n hs disciples askD him, sAyn, Y? thN sA d scribes, dat Elijah must 1st cum? 17:11 n Gsus ansD n z 2 em, Elijah truly wl 1st cum, n restore ll fings: 17:12 bt I sA 2 u, dat Elijah S cum alrdy, n dey knw him nt, bt av done 2 him WE dey glad: likewise wl also d Son of man suffA by em. 17:13 thN d disciples sussed dat he spoke 2 em concerning John d Baptist. 17:14 n wen dey had cum 2 d multitude, der came 2 him a [certain] man kneeling dwn 2 him, n sAyn, 17:15 Lord, av mercy on my son; 4 hes madman, n grievously distressed; 4 ofn he falleth N2 d fyr, n ofn N2 d H2O. 17:16 +I brawt him 2 thy disciples, n dey c%dnt cure him. 17:17 thN Gsus ansD n z, O faithless n perverse gNR8N, hw lng shll I B W u? hw lng shll I suffA u? brng him hither 2 me. 17:18 n Gsus rebuked d demon, &he departd outa him: n d kid wz cured frm dat vry hour. 17:19 thN came d disciples 2 Gsus apart, n z, Y? c%dnt we cast him ot? 17:20 n Gsus z 2 em, coz of yr unbelief: 4 verily I sA 2 u, f ye av faith as a grain of mustard-seed, ye shll sA 2 dis mntn, rm hence 2 yonDr plce, n it shll rm; n Ø shll B impssbL 2 u. 17:21 hwevr, dis knd goeth nt ot, bt by prayR n fasting. 17:22 n yl dey abode n Galilee, Gsus z 2 em, d Son of man wl B betrayd N2 d hands of men: 17:23 n dey wl kil him, n d 3rd dy he wl B raised agn: n dey wr exceedingly grieved. 17:24 n wen dey had cum 2 Capernaum, dey dat rcvd tribute-[money], came 2 Peter, n z, Doth nt yr mastA pay tribute? 17:25 He saith, yais. n wen he had cum N2 d hous, Gsus anticipated him, sAyn, w@ thinkest thou, Simon? frm whom do d kings of d erth taK custom or tribute? frm their own kids, or frm strangrs? 17:26 Peter saith 2 him, frm strangrs. Gsus saith 2 him, thN r d kids fre. 17:27 Notwithstanding, lest we shd offend em, go thou 2 d sea, n cast a h%k, n taK d (O--< dat 1st cometh ^: n wen thou hast openD hs mouf, thou shalt fnd a pce of $: taK dat, n giv 2 em 4me n thee.
Chapter 18
18:1 @ d same tym came d disciples 2 Gsus, sAyn, hu S d gr8st n d kngdm of heaven? 18:2 n Gsus cllD a lil kid 2 him, n set him n d midst of em, 18:3 n z, Verily I sA 2 u, Xcpt ye B convertd, n Bcum as lil kids, ye shll nt Nta N2 d kngdm of heaven. 18:4 Whoever thus shll Hmbl himself as dis lil kid, d same S gr8st n d kngdm of heaven. 18:5 n whoever shll rx 1 such lil kid n my nAm, receiveth me. 18:6 bt whoever shll cauZ 1of deez lil 1s hu bleev n me, 2 sin, it wr btr 4 him dat a millstone wr hanged bout hs neck, n [that] he wr drownd n d depth of d sea. 18:7 Woe 2 d wrld coz of sins! 4 it must nEdz B dat sins cum; bt woe 2 dat man by whom d offense cometh! 18:8 Wherefore, f thy h& or thy Ft causeth thee 2 sin, cut em off, n cast [them] frm thee: itz btr 4 thee 2 Nta N2 lyf halt or maimed, rthR thN havN 2 hands or 2 Ft, 2B cast N2 eternal fyr. 18:9 n f thy eye causeth thee 2 sin, pluck it ot, n cast [it] frm thee: itz btr 4 thee 2 Nta N2 lyf W 1 eye, rthR thN havN 2 Iyz, 2B cast N2 hell-fyr. 18:10 taK heed dat ye despise nt 1of deez lil 1s: 4 I sA 2 u, dat n heaven their angels do alw bhold d face of my dad who's n heaven. 18:11 4t Son of man S cum 2 save dat wich wz 404. 18:12 hw tnk ye? f a man hath a hundred sheep, n 1of em S gon astray, doth he nt leaV d 9T n 9, n go2the ^v^v^, n seek dat wich S gon astray? 18:13 n f he findeth it, verily I sA 2 u, he rejoiceth mor ovr dat [sheep], thN ovr d 9T n 9 wich went nt astray. 18:14 evn so itz nt d wl of yr dad who's n heaven, that1 of deez lil 1s shd perish. 18:15 Moreover, f thy bro shll trespass agenst thee, go n tel him hs fault btw thee n him solo: f he shll heA thee, thou hast gained thy bro. 18:16 bt f he won't heA [thee], [then] taK W thee 1 or 2 mor, dat n d mouf of 2 or 3 witnesses evry wrd may B estd. 18:17 n f he shll Nglct 2 heA em, tel [it] 2 d chrch: bt f he shll Nglct 2 heA d chrch, let him B 2 thee as a heathen n a publican. 18:18 Verily I sA 2 u, WE ye shll bind on erth, shll B bound n heaven: n WE ye shll loose on erth, shll B loosed n heaven. 18:19 agn I sA 2 u, dat f 2 of u shll affirm on erth, concerning Ny thng dat dey shll ask, it shll B done 4 em by my dad who's n heaven. 18:20 4 whr 2 or 3 r assembld n my nAm, der am I n d midst of em. 18:21 thN came Peter 2 him, n z, Lord, hw ofn shll my bro sin agenst me, +I 4give him? til 7 tyms? 18:22 Gsus saith 2 him, I sA nt 2 thee, 'til 7 tyms: bt, 'til 7T tyms 7. 18:23 thus S d kngdm of heaven likened 2 a certN king hu wd taK acct of hs servants. 18:24 n wen he had begun 2 reckon, 1 wz brawt 2 him hu owed him 10 K skills. 18:25 bt as he had nt ability 2 pay, hs lord commanded him 2B sold, n hs yF n kids, n ll dat he had, n pmt 2B md. 18:26 d servant thus fell dwn, n worshiped him, sAyn, Lord, av pateinc W me, +I wl pay thee ll. 18:27 thN d lord of dat servant wz movD W compassion, n loosed him, n 4gave him d debt. 18:28 bt d same servant went ot, n found 1of hs fellow-servants, hu owed him a hundred pence: &he laid hands on him, n t%k [him] by d throat, sAyn, Pay me w@ thou owest. 18:29 n hs fellow-servant fell dwn @ hs Ft, n besought him, sAyn, av pateinc W me, +I wl pay thee ll. 18:30 &he wd nt: bt went n cast him N2 jail, til he shd pay d debt. 18:31 So wen hs fellow-servants saw w@ wz done, dey wr vry sry, n came n tld 2 their lord ll dat wz done. 18:32 thN hs lord, havN cllD him, z 2 him, O thou wkd servant, I 4gave thee ll dat debt, coz thou desiredst me: 18:33 Shouldst thou nt also av had compassion on thy fellow-servant, evn as I had pity on thee? 18:34 n hs lord wz wroth, n Dlvd him 2 d tormentors, til he shd pay ll dat wz due 2 him. 18:35 So likewise shll my heavenly dad do 2 u, f ye frm yr hartz 4give nt every1 hs bro their trespasses.
Chapter 19
19:1 n it came 2 pass, [that] wen Gsus had finshd deez sayings, he departd frm Galilee, n came N2 d borders of Judea, Byond Jordan: 19:2 n gr8 multitudes folowd him, &he healed em der. 19:3 d Pharisees also came 2 him, temptin him, n sAyn 2 him, S it legal 4 a man 2 put awy hs yF 4evry cauZ? 19:4 &he ansD n z 2 em, av ye nt read, dat he hu md [them], @ d Bginin md em :- n >-, 19:5 n z, 4 dis [cause] shll a man leaV dad n mum, n shll cleave 2 hs yF: n dey 2 shll B 1 flesh? 19:6 Wherefore thyre no mor 2, bt 1 flesh. thus w@ God hath joind 2gtha, let nt man put asunder. 19:7 dey sA 2 him, whyd Moses thN cmd 2 giv a ritN of divorcement, +2 put her awy? 19:8 He saith 2 em, Moses, coz of d hardness of yr hartz, suffered u 2 put awy yr wives: bt frm d Bginin twas nt so. 19:9 +I sA 2 u, Whoever shll put awy hs yF, Xcpt 4 lewdness, n shll wed nothA, committeth adultery: n whoever marrieth her who's put awy, committeth adultery. 19:10 hs disciples sA 2 him, f d case of dman S so W [his] yF, itz nt gud 2 wed. 19:11 bt he z 2 em, ll [men] cnot rx dis sAyn, save [they] 2 whom itz givN. 19:12 4 der r sum eunuchs, hu wr so born frm [their] mums womb: n der r sum eunuchs, hu wr md eunuchs by men: n der r eunuchs, hu av md demselvs eunuchs 4t kngdm of heaven's sake. He dats abL 2 rx [it], let him rx [it]. 19:13 thN wr brawt 2 him lil kids, dat he shd put [his] hands on em, n pray: n d disciples rebuked em. 19:14 bt Gsus z, suffA lil kids, n 4bid em nt 2 cum 2 me: 4 of such S d kngdm of heaven. 19:15 &he laid [his] hands on em, n departd thence. 19:16 n bhold, 1 came n z 2 him, gud mastA, w@ gud thng shll I do dat I may av eternal lyf? 19:17 &he z 2 him, Y? callest thou me gud? [there is] nun gud bt 1, [that is], God: bt f thou wilt Nta N2 lyf, kip d comm&mnts. 19:18 He saith 2 him, wich? Gsus z, Thou shalt do no murdA, Thou shalt nt comit adultery, Thou shalt nt steal, Thou shalt nt bear false witness, 19:19 Honor thy dad n [thy] mum: n, Thou shalt lov thy naybr as thyself. 19:20 d yung man saith 2 him, ll deez fings av I kept frm my yth: w@ lack I yet? 19:21 Gsus z 2 him, f thou wilt B perfect, go [and] sell w@ thou hast, n giv 2 d poor, n thou shalt av booty n heaven: n cum [and] follw me. 19:22 bt wen d yung man hurd dat sAyn, he went awy sorrowful: 4 he had gr8 belongings. 19:23 thN z Gsus 2 hs disciples, Verily I sA 2 u, dat a :-$$$ man shll W difficulty Nta N2 d kngdm of heaven. 19:24 n agn I sA 2 u, itz EZer 4 a camel 2 go thru d eye of a needl, thN 4 a :-$$$ man 2 Nta N2 d kngdm of God. 19:25 wen hs disciples hurd [it], dey wr exceedingly amazD, sAyn, hu thN cn B savD? 19:26 bt Gsus beheld [them], n z 2 em, W men dis S impssbL, bt W God ll fings r posbL. 19:27 thN ansD Peter, n z 2 him, bhold, w'v 4saken ll, n folowd thee? w@ shll w'v thus? 19:28 n Gsus z 2 em, Verily I sA 2 u, dat ye hu av folowd me n d regeneration, wen d Son of man shll sit on d throne of hs glory, ye also shll sit upon 12 thrones, judging d 12 tribes of Israel. 19:29 n every1 dat hath 4saken houses, or brethrN, or sisters, or father, or mum, or yF, or kids, or lands 4my name's sake, shll rx a hundred-fold, n shll inherit eternal lyf. 19:30 bt mnE [that are] 1st shll B lst, n d lst [shall be] 1st.
Chapter 20
20:1 4t kngdm of heaven S lk 2 a man [that is] a householder, hu went ot erly n d AM 2 hire laborers N2 hs vineyard. 20:2 n wen he had agreed W d laborers 4 a penny a dy, he sent em N2 hs vineyard. 20:3 &he went ot bout d 3rd hour, n saw othas st&ing idle n d market-place, 20:4 n z 2 em, Go ye also N2 d vineyard; n WE S ryt, Ill giv u. n dey departd. 20:5 agn he went ot bout d 6th n 9th hour, n did likewise. 20:6 n bout d eleventh hour he went ot, n found othas st&ing idle, n saith 2 em, Y? st& ye hre ll d dy idle? 20:7 dey sA 2 him, coz no man hath hired us. He saith 2 em, Go ye also N2 d vineyard; n WE S ryt, [that] shll ye rx. 20:8 So wen evng wz cum, d lord of d vineyard saith 2 hs steward, cll d laborers, n giv em [their] hire, Bginin frm d lst 2 d 1st. 20:9 n wen dey came dat [were hired] bout d eleventh hour, dey rcvd evry man a penny. 20:10 bt wen d 1st came, dey suposD dat dey shd rx mor; n dey likewise rcvd evry man a penny. 20:11 n wen dey had rcvd [it], dey murmured agenst d mastA of d hous. 20:12 sAyn, deez lst av wrought [but] 1 hour, n thou hast md em eql 2 us, hu av borne d burden n heat of d dy. 20:13 bt he ansD 1of em, n z, pal, I do thee no rong: didst thou nt affirm W me 4 a penny? 20:14 taK [that] wich [is] thine, n Dpart: Ill giv 2 dis lst, evn as 2 thee. 20:15 S it nt legal 4me2 do w@ Ill W my own? S thy eye }-) coz Im gud? 20:16 So d lst shll B 1st, n d 1st lst: 4 mnE r cllD, bt few chosen. 20:17 n Gsus goin ^ 2 Jerusalem, t%k d 12 disciples apart n d wA, n z 2 em, 20:18 bhold, we go ^ 2 Jerusalem; n d Son of man wl B betrayd 2 d chief priests, +2 d scribes, n dey wl condemn him 2 deth, 20:19 n wl delivA him 2 d Gentiles 2 mock, +2 scourge, +2 crucify [him]: n d 3rd dy he wl rise agn. 20:20 thN came 2 him d mum of Zebedee's kids, W her sons, worshiping [him], n desiring a certN thng of him. 20:21 &he z 2 her, w@ wilt thou: She saith 2 him, Grant dat deez my 2 sons may sit, d 1 on thy ryt h&, n d oder on d lft n thy kngdm. 20:22 bt Gsus ansD n z, Ye knw nt w@ ye ask. r ye abL 2 \_/ of d cup dat I shll \_/ of, +2 B baptized W d Bptism dat Im baptized W? dey sA 2 him, w'r abL. 20:23 &he saith 2 em, Ye shll \_/ idd of my cup, n B baptized W d Bptism dat Im baptized W: bt 2 sit on my ryt h&, n on my lft, aint myn 2 giv, bt [it shll B given] 2 em 4 whom itz prepd by my dad. 20:24 n wen d 10 hurd [it], dey wr movD W indignation agenst d 2 brethrN. 20:25 bt Gsus cllD em [to him], n z, Ye knw dat d princes of d Gentiles XRcZ dominion ovr em, n dey dat r gr8 XRcZ authority upon em. 20:26 bt it shll nt B so among you: bt whoever wl B gr8 among u, let him B yr minister; 20:27 n whoever wl B chief among u, let him B yr servant: 20:28 evn as d Son of man came nt 2B ministered 2, bt 2 minister, +2 giv hs lyf a ransom 4 mnE. 20:29 n as dey departd frm Jericho, a gr8 multitude folowd him. 20:30 n bhold, 2 blind men sittN by d way-side, wen dey hurd dat Gsus passD by, cried ot, sAyn, av mercy on us, O Lord, [thou] son of David. 20:31 n d multitude rebuked em, dat dey shd hld their peace: bt dey cried d mor, sAyn, av mercy on us, O Lord, [thou] son of David. 20:32 n Gsus stood stil, n cllD em, n z, w@ wl ye dat I shll do 2 u? 20:33 dey sA 2 him, Lord, dat r Iyz may B openD. 20:34 So Gsus had compassion [on them], n tuched their Iyz: n immed their Iyz rcvd syt, n dey folowd him.
Matthew 21
21:1 n wen dey drew nigh 2 Jerusalem, n had cum 2 Bethphage, 2 d Mt of Olives, thN Gsus sent 2 disciples, 21:2 sAyn 2 em, Go N2 d vllg ovr agenst u, n immed ye shll fnd an ass tied, n a colt W her, loose [them], n brng [them] 2 me. 21:3 n f Ny [man] shll sA aught 2 u, ye shll sA, d Lord hath nd of em; n immed he wl snd em. 21:4 ll dis wz done, dat it myt B fulfilled wich wz spokN by d prophet, sAyn, 21:5 tel ye d dautA of Sion, bhold, thy King cometh 2 thee, meek, n sittN upon an ass, n a colt d foal of an ass. 21:6 n d disciples went, n did as Gsus commanded em, 21:7 n brawt d ass n d colt, n put on em their clothS, n dey set [him] thereon. 21:8 n a vry gr8 multitude spread their garments n d wA; othas cut dwn branchs frm d trees, n strewed [them] n d wA. 21:9 n d multitudes dat went B4, n dat folowd, cried, sAyn, Hosanna 2 d son of David: blest [is] he dat cometh n d nAm of d Lord: Hosanna n d hyest. 21:10 n wen he had cum N2 Jerusalem, ll d CT wz movD, sAyn, who's dis? 21:11 n d multitude z, dis S Gsus d prophet of Nazareth of Galilee. 21:12 n Gsus went N2 d tempL of God, n cast ot ll em dat sold n bawt n d tempL, n overthrew d tables of d money-changers, n d seats of em dat sold doves. 21:13 n z 2 em, itz ritN, My hous shll B cllD d hous of prayR, bt ye av md it a den of thievs. 21:14 n d blind n d lame came 2 him n d tempL; n he healed em. 21:15 n wen d chief priests n scribes saw d 1dfl fings dat he did, n d kids *tear* n d tempL, n sAyn, Hosanna 2 d son of David; dey wr gr8ly displeased, 21:16 n z 2 him, Hearest thou w@ deez sA? n Gsus saith 2 em, yais: av ye nvr read, outa d mouf of babes n sucklings thou hast perfectd kudos? 21:17 &he lft em, n went outa d CT N2 Bethany, &he lodged der. 21:18 Now n d AM as he wz returnin N2 d CT, he wz hngry. 21:19 n wen he saw a fig-tree n d wA, he came 2 it, n found Ø on it, bt leavS 1ly, n z 2 it, Let no fruit gro on thee henceforth 4 evr. n immed d fig-tree withered. 21:20 n wen d disciples saw [it], dey marveled, sAyn, hw sn S d fig-tree withered! 21:21 Gsus ansD n z 2 em, Verily I sA 2 u, f ye av faith, n dout nt, ye shll nt 1ly do dis [which S done] 2 d fig-tree, bt also, f ye shll sA 2 dis mntn, B thou rmovd, n B thou cast N2 d sea; it shll B done. 21:22 n ll fings WE ye shll ask n prayR, believing, ye shll rx. 21:23 n wen he had cum N2 d tempL, d chief priests n d elders of d ppl came 2 him as he wz teachN, n z, By w@ authority doest thou deez fings; n hu gave thee dis authority? 21:24 n Gsus ansD n z 2 em, I also wl ask u 1 thng, wich f ye tel me, I also wl tel u by w@ authority I do deez fings. 21:25 d Bptism of John, whence wz it? frm heaven, or frm men? n dey reasoned W demselvs, sAyn, f we shll sA, frm heaven; he wl sA 2 us, Y? thN did ye nt bleev him? 21:26 bt f we shll sA, frm men; we fear d ppl: 4 ll hld John as a prophet. 21:27 n dey ansD Gsus, n z, We cnot tel. &he z 2 em, Neither do I tel u by w@ authority I do deez fings. 21:28 bt w@ tnk ye? A [certain] man had 2 sons; &he came 2 d 1st, n z, Son, go, wrk to-day n my vineyard. 21:29 He ansD n z, Ill nt; bt aftrwrd he repented, n went. 21:30 &he came 2 d 2nd, n z likewise. &he ansD n z, I [go], sir: n went nt. 21:31 wich of d 2 did d wl of [his] dad? dey sA 2 him, d 1st. Gsus saith 2 em, Verily I sA 2 u, dat d publicans n d harlots go N2 d kngdm of God B4 u. 21:32 4 John came TU n d wA of righteousness, n ye belevd him nt: bt d publicans n d harlots belevd him: n ye, wen ye had seen [it], repented nt aftrwrd, dat ye myt bleev him. 21:33 heA nothA parable; der wz a certN householder, hu planted a vineyard, n hedged it arnd, n digged a wine-press n it, n built a 2wer, n let it ot 2 husbandmen, n went N2 a remote country: 21:34 n wen d tym of d fruit drew nr, he sent hs servants 2 d husbandmen, dat dey myt rx d fruits of it. 21:35 n d husbandmen t%k hs servants, n beat 1, n iced nothA, n stoned nothA. 21:36 agn he sent oder servants mor thN d 1st: n dey did 2 em n lk manner. 21:37 bt lst of ll he sent 2 em hs son, sAyn, dey wl reverence my son. 21:38 bt wen d husbandmen saw d son, dey z among demselvs, dis S d heir; cum, lets kil him, n lets cz on hs inheritance. 21:39 n dey cort him, n cast [him] outa d vineyard, n slew [him]. 21:40 wen thus d Lord of d vineyard cometh, w@ wl he do 2 doze husbandmen? 21:41 dey sA 2 him, He wl miserably dstroy doze wkd men, n wl let ot [his] vineyard 2 oder husbandmen, hu wl render him d fruits n their sesonz. 21:42 Gsus saith 2 em, Did ye nvr read n d script ures, d stone wich d builders rejectd, d same S Bcum d hed of d crnA: dis S d Lord's doiN, n itz marvlos n r Iyz? 21:43 thus I sA 2 u, d kngdm of God shll B taken frm u, n givN 2 a n8tN bringiN 4th d fruits of it. 21:44 n whoever shll fall on dis stone, shll B brokN: bt on whomsoever it shll fall, itl grind him 2 powdr. 21:45 n wen d chief priests n Pharisees had hurd hs parables, dey perceived dat he spoke of em. 21:46 bt wen dey sought 2 lay hands on him, dey feared d multitude, coz dey t%k him 4 a prophet.
Chapter 22
22:1 n Gsus ansD, n spoke 2 em agn by parables, n z, 22:2 d kngdm of heaven S lk 2 a certN king, hu md a weding 4 hs son, 22:3 n sent hs servants 2 cll em dat wr invItD 2 d weddin: n theyd nt cum. 22:4 agn, he sent oder servants, sAyn, tel em hu r invItD, bhold, Ive prepd my dinA: my oxen n [my] fatlings [are] iced, n ll fings [are] ready: cum 2 d weding. 22:5 bt dey md lyt of [it], n went, 1 2 hs farm, nothA 2 hs merch. 22:6 n d remnant t%k hs servants, n treatd [them] spitefully, n slew [them]. 22:7 bt wen d king hurd [of it], he wz wroth: &he sent hs armies, n DstroyD doze murderers, n burnd ^ their CT. 22:8 thN he saith 2 hs servants, d weddin S ready, bt dey hu wr invItD wernt worthy. 22:9 Go ye thus N2 d highways, n as mnE as ye shll fnd, invT 2 d weding. 22:10 So doze servants went ot N2 d highways, n colectD ll as mnE as dey found, both bad n gud: n d weddin wz furnished W guests. 22:11 n wen d king came n 2C d guests, he saw der a man hu had nt a wedding-garment: 22:12 &he saith 2 him, pal, hw camest thou n hither, nt havN a wedding-garment? &he wz speechless. 22:13 thN z d king 2 d servants, Bind him h& n Ft, n taK him awy, n cast [him] N2 utter darkness: der shll B weeping n gnashing of ivories. 22:14 4 mnE r cllD, bt few [are] chosen. 22:15 thN went d Pharisees, n t%k counsel hw dey myt entangle him n [his] tlk. 22:16 n dey sent ot 2 him their disciples, W d Herodians, sAyn, mastA, we knw dat thou art tru, n teachest d wA of God n truth, neither carest thou 4 Ny [man]: 4 thou regardest nt d pRsN of men. 22:17 tel us thus, w@ thinkest thou? S it legal 2 giv tribute 2 Cesar, or nt? 22:18 bt Gsus perceived their wickedness, n z, Y? tempt ye me, [ye] hypocrites? 22:19 shO me d tribute-money. n dey brawt 2 him a penny. 22:20 &he saith 2 em, who's [is] dis img, n superscript ion? 22:21 dey sA 2 him, Cesar's. thN saith he 2 em, Render thus 2 Cesar, d fings wich r Cesar's; +2 God, d fings dat r God's. 22:22 wen dey had hurd [these words], dey marveled, n lft him, n departd. 22:23 d same dy came 2 him d Sadducees, hu sA dat der S no resurrection, n askD him, 22:24 sAyn, mastA, Moses z, f a man shll di, havN no kids, hs bro shll wed hs yF, n raise ^ seed 2 hs bro. 22:25 Now der wr W us 7 bros: n d 1st, wen he had wed a yF, deceased; n havN no issue, lft hs yF 2 hs bro. 22:26 Likewise d 2nd also, n d 3rd, 2 d 7th. 22:27 n lst of ll d wmn died also. 22:28 thus n d resurrection, who's yF shll she B of d 7? 4 dey ll had her. 22:29 Gsus ansD n z 2 em, Ye do err, nt noing d script ures, nor d pwr of God. 22:30 4 n d resurrection dey neither wed, nor r givN n weding, bt r as d angels of God n heaven. 22:31 bt as concerning d resurrection of d X-(, av ye nt read dat wich wz spokN TU by God, sAyn, 22:32 Im d God of Abraham, n d God of Isaac, n d God of Jacob? God aint d God of d X-(, bt of d livN. 22:33 n wen d multitude hurd [this], dey wr astonishd @ hs doctrine. 22:34 bt wen d Pharisees had hurd dat he had put d Sadducees 2 silence, dey wr assembld bout him. 22:35 thN 1of em [who was] a lwyR, askD [him a question], temptin him, n sAyn, 22:36 mastA, wich [is] d gr8 com&ment n d law? 22:37 Gsus z 2 him, Thou shalt lov d Lord thy God W ll thy hart, n W ll thy soul, n W ll thy mind. 22:38 dis S d 1st n gr8 com&ment. 22:39 n d 2nd [is] lk it, Thou shalt lov thy naybr as thyself. 22:40 On deez 2 comm&mnts hng ll d law n d prophets. 22:41 yl d Pharisees wr assembld, Gsus askD em, 22:42 sAyn, w@ tnk ye of Christ? who's son S he? dey sA 2 him, [The son] of David. 22:43 He saith 2 em, hw thN doth David n spirit cll him Lord, sAyn, 22:44 d LORD z 2 my Lord, Sit thou on my ryt h&, til I mke thy foes thy footstool? 22:45 f David thN calleth him Lord, hws he hs son? 22:46 n no man wz abL 2 ans him a wrd, neither durst Ny [man], frm dat dy 4th, ask him Ny mor qz.
Chapter 23
23:1 thN Gsus spoke 2 d multitude, +2 hs disciples, 23:2 sAyn, d scribes n d Pharisees sit n Moses's seat. 23:3 ll thus, WE dey bid u observe, [that] observe n do: bt dnt ye accrdng 2 their wrks: 4 dey sA, n do nt. 23:4 4 dey bind hvy burdens, n grievous 2B borne, n lay [them] on men's shoulders; bt dey [themselves] won't mve em W 1of their fingAs. 23:5 bt ll their wrks dey do 2B seen by men: dey mke broad their phylacteries, n enlarge d borders of their garments, 23:6 n lov d uppermost r%ms @ feasts, n d chief seats n d synagogues, 23:7 n hi n d marts, +2 B cllD by men, Rabbi, Rabbi. 23:8 bt B nt ye cllD Rabbi: 4 1 S yr mastA, [even] Christ; n ll ye r brethrN. 23:9 n cll no [man] yr dad upon d erth: 4 1 S yr dad who's n heaven. 23:10 Neither B ye cllD mastrs: 4 1 S yr mastA, [even] Christ. 23:11 bt he dats gr8st among u, shll B yr servant. 23:12 n whoever shll exalt himself, shll B abased; &he dat shll Hmbl himself, shll B exalted. 23:13 bt woe 2 u, scribes n Pharisees! hypocrites! 4 ye SU d kngdm of heaven agenst men: 4 ye neither go n [yourselves], neither suffA ye em dat r enterN, 2 go n. 23:14 Woe 2 u, scribes n Pharisees, hypocrites! 4 ye devour widows' houses, n 4 a pretense mke lng prayR: thus ye shll rx d gr8r damnation. 23:15 Woe 2 u, scribes n Pharisees, hypocrites! 4 ye compass sea n l& 2 mke 1 proselyte, n wen hes md, ye mke him two-fold mor d kid of hell thN yrselves. 23:16 Woe 2 u, [ye] blind guides, hu sA, Whoever shll swear by d tempL, itz Ø; bt whoever shll swear by d Au of d tempL, hes a debtor. 23:17 [Ye] fools, n blind: 4 wich S gr8r, d Au, or d tempL dat sanctifieth d Au? 23:18 n whoever shll swear by d altar, itz Ø; bt whoever sweareth by d gft dats upon it, hes gLty. 23:19 [Ye] fools, n blind: 4 wich [is] gr8r, d gft, or d altar dat sanctifieth d gft? 23:20 Whoever thus shll swear by d altar, sweareth by it, n by ll fings upon it. 23:21 n whoever shll swear by d tempL, sweareth by it, n by him dat dwelleth n it. 23:22 &he dat shll swear by heaven, sweareth by d throne of God, n by him dat sitteth upon it. 23:23 Woe 2 u, scribes n Pharisees, hypocrites! 4 ye pay tithe of mint, n anise, n cummin, n av omitted d weightier [matters] of d law, judgment, mercy, n faith: deez ye ought 2hv done, nor 2 leaV d othas undone. 23:24 [Ye] blind guides, hu strain ot a gnat, n swallO a camel. 23:25 Woe 2 u, scribes n Pharisees, hypocrites! 4 ye mke clean d O/side of d cup n of d platter, bt witn thyre ful of extortion n XS. 23:26 [Thou] blind Pharisee, cleanse 1st dat [which is] witn d cup n platter, dat d O/side of em may B clean also. 23:27 Woe 2 u, scribes n Pharisees, hypocrites! 4 ye r lk whitened sepulchers, wich idd appear btifl outward, bt r witn ful of X-( [men's] bones, n of ll uncleanness. 23:28 sic ye also outwardly appear righteous 2 men, bt witn ye r ful of hypocrisy n iniquity. 23:29 Woe 2 u, scribes n Pharisees, hypocrites! coz ye bild d tombs of d prophets, n garnish d sepulchers of d righteous, 23:30 n sA, f we had bn n d days of r dads, we w%dnt av bn partakers W em n d bl%d of d prophets. 23:31 Wherefore ye r witnesses 2 yrselves, dat ye r d kids of em hu iced d prophets. 23:32 fil ye ^ thN d measure of yr dads. 23:33 [Ye] serpents, [ye] gNR8N of vipers, hw cn ye esc d damnation of hell? 23:34 Wherefore bhold, I snd TU prophets, n ys men, n scribes; n [some] of em ye wl kil n crucify, n [some] of em ye wl scourge n yr synagogues, n persecute [them] frm CT 2 CT: 23:35 dat upon u may cum ll d righteous bl%d shed upon d erth, frm d bl%d of righteous Abel, 2 d bl%d of Zacharias son of Barachias, whom ye slew btw d tempL n d altar. 23:36 Verily I sA 2 u, ll deez fings shll cum upon dis gNR8N. 23:37 O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, [thou] dat killest d prophets, n stonest em hu r sent 2 thee, hw ofn wd Ive gatherd thy kids, evn as a hen gathereth her chikens undR [her] wings, n ye wd not! 23:38 bhold, yr hous S lft TU desolate. 23:39 4 I sA 2 u, Ye shll nt C me henceforth, til ye shll sA, blest [is] he dat cometh n d nAm of d Lord.
Chapter 24
24:1 n Gsus went ot, n departd frm d tempL: n hs disciples came 2 [him] 2 shO him d buildings of d tempL. 24:2 n Gsus z 2 em, C ye nt ll deez fings? verily I sA 2 u, der shll nt B lft hre 1 stone upon nothA, dat shll nt B thrown dwn. 24:3 n as he s@ upon d Mt of Olives, d disciples came 2 him priv8ly, sAyn, tel us, wen wl deez fings B? n w@ [will be] d cYn of thy cmng, n of d Nd of d wrld? 24:4 n Gsus ansD n z 2 em, taK heed dat no man dupe u. 24:5 4 mnE wl cum n my nAm, sAyn, Im Christ; n wl dupe mnE. 24:6 n ye wl heA of wars, n rumors of wars: C dat ye B nt troubld: 4 ll [these things] must cum 2 pass, bt d Nd aint yet. 24:7 4 n8tN wl rise agenst n8tN, n kngdm agenst kngdm: n der wl B famines, n pestilences, n earthquakes n divers places. 24:8 ll deez [are] d Bginin of sorrows. 24:9 thN wl dey delivA u ^ 2B afflicted, n wl kil you: n ye wl B h8d by ll nations 4my name's sake. 24:10 n thN wl mnE B ofendd, n wl betray 1 nothA, n wl h8 1 nothA. 24:11 n mnE false prophets wl rise, n wl dupe mnE. 24:12 n coz iniquity wl abound, d lov of mnE wl Bcum cold. 24:13 bt he dat shll tale 2 d Nd, d same shll B savD. 24:14 n dis Gspel of d kngdm shll B preached n ll d wrld, 4 a testimony 2 ll nations; n thN shll d Nd cum. 24:15 wen thus ye shll C d abomination of desolation spokN of by Daniel d prophet, st& n d holy plce, (whoever readeth, let him undRst&,) 24:16 thN let em hu r n Judea flee 2 d ^v^v^: 24:17 Let him who's on d house-top nt cum dwn 2 taK Ny thng outa hs hous: 24:18 Neither let him who's n d field rt b2 taK hs clothS. 24:19 n woe 2 em dat r W kid, +2 em dat {:) infants n doze days! 24:20 bt pray ye dat yr flyT may nt B n d wintr, neither on d sabbath: 24:21 4 thN shll B gr8 tribulation, such as hath nt bn sinC d Bginin of d wrld 2 dis tym, no, nor evr shll B. 24:22 n Xcpt doze days shd B shortend, der wd no flesh B savD: bt 4t elect's sake doze days shll B shortend. 24:23 thN f Ny man shll sA 2 u, Lo, hre [is] Christ, or der; bleev [it] nt. 24:24 4 false Christs wl arise, n false prophets, n wl shO gr8 syns n 1ders; so dat, f [it were] posbL, theyd dupe d vry elect. 24:25 bhold, Ive tld u B4. 24:26 Wherefore, f dey shll sA 2 u, bhold, hes n d Dzert; go nt 4th: bhold, [he is] n d :X chambers; bleev [it] nt. 24:27 4 as d lytnin cometh outa d east, n shineth evn 2 d west; so shll also d cmng of d Son of man B. 24:28 4 wherever d carcass S, der wl d eagles B colectD. 24:29 immed aftr d tribulation of doze days, shll d sun B darkened, n d m%n shll nt giv her lyt, n d ** shll fall frm heaven, n d pwrs of d heavens shll B shaken: 24:30 n thN shll appear d cYn of d Son of man n heaven: n thN shll ll d tribes of d erth mourn, n dey shll C d Son of man cmng n d clouds of heaven W pwr n gr8 glory. 24:31 &he wl snd hs angels W a gr8 sound of a trumpet, n dey wl gathA hs elect frm d 4 winds, frm 1 Nd of heaven 2 d oder. 24:32 Now lern a parable of d fig-tree; wen its branch S yet 10da n putteth 4th leavS, ye knw dat ~0~ [is] nigh: 24:33 So likewise ye, wen ye shll C ll deez fings, knw dat itz nr, [even at] d doors. 24:34 Verily I sA 2 u, dis gNR8N shll nt pass, til ll deez fings shll B fulfilled. 24:35 Heaven n erth shll pass awy, bt my wrds shll nt pass awy. 24:36 bt of dat dy n hour knoweth no [man], no, nt d angels of heaven, bt my dad 1ly. 24:37 bt as d days of Noah [were], so wl also d cmng of d Son of man B. 24:38 4 as n d days dat wr B4 d flood, dey wr e@tiN n drinkN, marrying n givin n weding, 'til d dy dat Noah NTaD N2 d ark, 24:39 n knw nt 'til d flood came, n t%k em ll awy: so also wl B d cmng of d Son of man. 24:40 thN wl 2 B n d field; d 1 shll B taken, n d oder lft. 24:41 2 [women wl be] grinding @ d mill; d 1 shll B taken, n d oder lft. 24:42 woch thus; 4 ye knw nt w@ hour yr Lord cometh. 24:43 bt knw dis, dat f d mastA of d hous knw n w@ woch d thief wd cum, he wd woch, n w%dnt suffA hs hous 2B brokN ^. 24:44 thus B ye also ready: 4 n such an hour as ye tnk nt, d Son of man cometh. 24:45 hu thN S a faithful n ys servant, whom hs Lord hath md ruler ovr hs household, 2 giv em f%d n due Cson? 24:46 blest [is] dat servant, whom hs lord, wen he cometh, shll fnd so doiN. 24:47 Verily I sA 2 u, dat he wl mke him ruler ovr ll hs goods. 24:48 bt f dat }-) servant shll sA n hs hart, My Lord delayeth hs cmng; 24:49 n shll Bgin 2 beat [his] fellow-servants, +2 e@ n \_/ W d drunken; 24:50 d Lord of dat servant wl cum ina dy wen he looketh nt 4 [him], n n an hour dat hes nt aware of, 24:51 n wl cut him asunder, n appoint [him] hs part W d hypocrites: der shll B weeping n gnashing of ivories.
Chapter 25
25:1 thN shll d kngdm of heaven B likened 2 10 virgins, hu t%k their lamps, n went 4th 2 mEt d bridegroom. 25:2 n 5 of em wr ys, n 5 [were] foolsh. 25:3 dey dat [were] foolsh t%k their lamps, n t%k no oil W em: 25:4 bt d ys t%k oil n their vessels W their lamps. 25:5 yl d bridegroom tarried, dey ll slumbered n slept. 25:6 n @ midnite der wz a cry md, bhold, d bridegroom cometh; go ye ot 2 mEt him. 25:7 thN ll doze virgins arose, n trimd their lamps. 25:8 n d foolsh z 2 d ys, giz of yr oil: 4 r lamps r gon ot. 25:9 bt d ys ansD, sAyn, [Not so]; lest der B nt nuf 4 us n you: bt go ye rthR 2 em dat sell, n buy 4 yrselves. 25:10 n yl dey wr gunA buy, d bridegroom came; n dey dat wr ready, went n W him 2 d weding, n d door wz shut. 25:11 aftrwrd came also d oder virgins, sAyn, Lord, Lord, opN 2 us. 25:12 bt he ansD n z, Verily I sA 2 u, IK u nt. 25:13 woch thus, 4 ye knw neither d dy nor d hour n wich d Son of man cometh. 25:14 4 [the kngdm of heaven is] as a man traveling N2 a fr country, [who] cllD hs own servants, n Dlvd 2 em hs goods. 25:15 +2 1 he gave 5 skills, 2 nothA 2, +2 nothA 1; 2 evry man accrdng 2 hs sevrl ability; n forthwith t%k hs jRne. 25:16 thN he dat had rcvd d 5 skills, went n traded W d same, n gained oder 5 skills. 25:17 n likewise he dat [had received] 2, he also gained oder 2. 25:18 bt he dat had rcvd 1, went n digged n d erth, n hid hs lord's $. 25:19 aftr a lng tym d lord of doze servants cometh, n reckoneth W em. 25:20 &he dat had rcvd 5 skills, came n brawt oder 5 skills, sAyn, Lord, thou deliveredst 2 me 5 skills: bhold, Ive gained Bsides em 5 skills mor. 25:21 hs lord z 2 him, EU [thou] gud n faithful servant; thou hast bn faithful ovr a few fings, Ill mke thee ruler ovr mnE fings: Nta thou N2 d joy of thy lord. 25:22 He also dat had rcvd 2 skills came, n z, Lord, thou deliveredst 2 me 2 skills: bhold, Ive gained 2 oder skills Bsides em. 25:23 hs lord z 2 him, wel done, gud n faithful servant; thou hast bn faithful ovr a few fings, Ill mke thee ruler ovr mnE fings: Nta thou N2 d joy of thy lord. 25:24 thN he hu had rcvd d 1 talent came, n z, Lord, I knw thee dat thou art a hrd man, reaping whr thou hast nt sown, n gathrng whr thou hast nt strewed: 25:25 +I wz fraid, n went n hid thy talent n d erth: lo, [there] thou hast [what is] thine. 25:26 hs lord ansD n z 2 him, [Thou] wkd n slothful servant, thou knewest dat I reap whr Ive nt sown, n gathA whr Ive nt strewed: 25:27 Thou oughtest thus 2hv put my $ 2 d exchangers, n [then] @ my cmng I shudve rcvd my own W intrst. 25:28 taK thus d talent frm him, n giv [it] 2 him hu hath 10 skills. 25:29 4 2 every1 dat hath shll B givN, &he shll av abundance: bt frm him dat hath nt shll B taken awy evn dat wich he hath. 25:30 n cast ye d unprofitable servant N2 utter darkness: der shll B weeping n gnashing of ivories. 25:31 wen d Son of man shll cum n hs glory, n ll d holy angels W him, thN wl he sit upon d throne of hs glory: 25:32 n B4 him shll B gatherd ll nations: &he wl sepR8 em 1 frm nothA, as a shepherd divideth [his] sheep frm d goats: 25:33 &he wl set d sheep on hs ryt h&, bt d goats on d lft. 25:34 thN wl d King sA 2 em on hs ryt h&, cum, ye blest of my Father, inherit d kngdm prepd 4U frm d foundation of d wrld: 25:35 4 I wz hngry, n ye gave me f%d: I wz thirsty, n ye gave me \_/: I wz a stranger, n ye t%k me n: 25:36 Nked, n ye clothed me: I wz sick, n ye visitd me: I wz n jail, n ye came 2 me. 25:37 thN wl d righteous ans him, sAyn, Lord, wen saw we thee hngry, n fed [thee]? or thirsty, n gave [thee] \_/? 25:38 wen saw we thee a stranger, n t%k [thee] n? or Nked, n clothed [thee]? 25:40 n d king wl ans n sA 2 em, Verily I sA 2 u, Inasmuch as ye av done [it] 2 1of d lEst of deez my brethrN, ye av done [it] 2 me. 25:41 thN wl he sA also 2 em on d lft h&, Dpart frm me, ye cursed, N2 eternal fyr, prepd 4t }:> n hs angels: 25:42 4 I wz hngry, n ye gave me no f%d: I wz thirsty, n ye gave me no \_/: 25:43 I wz a stranger, n ye t%k me nt n: Nked, n ye clothed me nt: sick, n n jail, n ye visitd me nt. 25:44 thN wl dey also ans him, sAyn, Lord, wen saw we thee hngry, or thirsty, or a stranger, or Nked, or sick, or n jail, n ddnt minister 2 thee? 25:45 thN wl he ans em, sAyn, Verily I sA 2 u, Inasmuch as ye did [it] nt 2 1of d lEst of deez, ye did [it] nt 2 me. 25:46 n deez shll shoo N2 eternal punishmnt: bt d righteous N2 lyf eternal.
Chapter 26
26:1 n it came 2 pass, wen Gsus had finshd ll deez sayings, he z 2 hs disciples, 26:2 Ye knw dat aftr 48hrs S d passover, n d Son of man S betrayd 2B crucified. 26:3 thN assembld d chief priests, n d scribes, n d elders of d ppl, n d palace of d hi +:-), hu wz cllD Caiaphas, 26:4 n consulted dat dey myt taK Gsus by subtilty, n kil [him]. 26:5 bt dey z, nt on d feast-[day], lest der B an uproar among d ppl. 26:6 Now wen Gsus wz n Bethany, n d hous of Simon d leper, 26:7 der came 2 him a wmn havN an alabaster-box of vry precious ointment, n pourd it on hs hed as he s@ [at table]. 26:8 bt wen hs disciples saw [it], dey had indignation, sAyn, 2 w@ purpus [is] dis waste? 26:9 4 dis ointment myt av bn sold 4 mch, n givN 2 d poor. 26:10 wen Gsus sussed [it], he z 2 em, Y? strife ye d wmn? 4 she hath wrought a gud wrk upon me. 26:11 4 ye av d poor alw W u; bt me ye havnt alw. 26:12 4 n dat she hath pourd dis ointment on my bod, she did [it] 4my burial. 26:13 Verily I sA 2 u, Wherever dis Gspel shll B preached n d hol wrld, [there] shll also dis, wich dis wmn hath done, B tld 4 a memorial of her. 26:14 thN 1of d 12, cllD Judas Iscariot, went2 d chief priests, 26:15 n z, w@ wl ye giv me, +I wl delivA him 2 u? n dey covenanted W him 4 30 pieces of silver. 26:16 n frm dat tym he sought opRtunET 2 betray him. 26:17 Now d 1st [day] of d [feast of] unleavened bread, d disciples came 2 Gsus, sAyn 2 him, whr wilt thou dat we prep 4 thee 2 e@ d passover? 26:18 &he z, Go N2 d CT 2 sucha man, n sA 2 him, d mastA saith, My tym S @ h&; Ill kip d passover @ thy hous W my disciples. 26:19 n d disciples did as Gsus had appointed em; n dey md ready d passover. 26:20 Now wen d evng wz cum, he s@ dwn W d 12. 26:21 n as dey wr e@tiN, he z, Verily I sA 2 u, that1 of Ull betray me. 26:22 n dey wr exceeding sorrowful, n began every1 of em 2 sA 2 him, Lord, S it I? 26:23 &he ansD n z, He dat dippeth [his] h& W me n d dish, d same wl betray me. 26:24 d Son of man goeth, as itz ritN concerning him: bt woe 2 dat man by whom d Son of man S betrayd! it had bn gud 4 dat man, f he had nt bn born. 26:25 thN Judas, hu betrayd him, ansD n z, mastA, S it I? He z 2 him, Thou hast z. 26:26 n as dey wr e@tiN, Gsus t%k bread, n blest [it], n broK [it], n gave [it] 2 d disciples, n z, taK, e@; dis S my bod. 26:27 &he t%k d cup, n gave tnx, n gave [it] 2 em, sAyn, \_/ ye ll of it; 26:28 4 dis S my bl%d of d nu testament, wich S shed 4 mnE 4t remission of sin. 26:29 bt I sA 2 u, Ill nt \_/ henceforth of dis fruit of d vine, 'til dat dy wen I \_/ it nu w/u n my Father's kngdm. 26:30 n wen dey had sung a hymn, dey went ot 2 d Mt of Olives. 26:31 thN saith Gsus 2 em, ll ye shll B ofendd coz of me dis nyt: 4 itz ritN, Ill smite d shepherd, n d sheep of d flock shll B scatterd abroad. 26:32 bt aftr Im risen agn, Ill go B4 u N2 Galilee. 26:33 Peter ansD n z 2 him, thO ll [men] shll B ofendd coz of thee, [yet] wl I nvr B ofendd. 26:34 Gsus z 2 him, Verily I sA 2 thee, dat dis nyt, B4 d ==B shll crow, thou wilt deny me thrice. 26:35 Peter z 2 him, thO I shd di W thee, yet wl I nt deny thee. Likewise also z ll d disciples. 26:36 thN cometh Gsus W em 2 a plce cllD Gethsemane, n saith 2 d disciples, Sit ye hre, yl I go yonDr n pray. 26:37 &he t%k W him Peter, n d 2 sons of Zebedee, n began 2B sorrowful n vry hvy. 26:38 thN saith he 2 em, My soul S exceeding sorrowful, evn 2 deth: tarry ye hre, n woch W me. 26:39 &he went a lil furthA, n fell on hs face, n prayD, sAyn, O my Father, f itz posbL, let dis cup pass frm me: nevertheless, nt as I wl, bt as thou [wilt]. 26:40 &he cometh 2 d disciples, n findeth em |-I, n saith 2 Peter, w@, cUd ye nt woch W me 1 hour? 26:41 woch n pray, dat ye Nta nt N2 tmptation: d spirit idd [is] wilN, bt d flesh [is] weak. 26:42 He went awy agn d 2nd tym, n prayD, sAyn, O my Father, f dis cup may nt pass awy frm me, Xcpt I \_/ it, thy wl B done. 26:43 &he came n found em |-I agn: 4 their Iyz wr hvy. 26:44 &he lft em, n went awy agn, n prayD d 3rd tym, sAyn d same wrds. 26:45 thN he cometh 2 hs disciples, n saith 2 em, zzz on now, n taK [your] rest: bhold, d hour S @ h&, n d Son of man S betrayd N2 d hands of sinners. 26:46 Rise, lets B goin: bhold, hes @ h& dat doth betray me. 26:47 n yl he wz yet spkg, lo, Judas, 1of d 12, came, n W him a gr8 multitude W swords n staffs, frm d chief priests n elders of d ppl. 26:48 Now he dat betrayd him, gave em a cYn, sAyn, Whomsoever I shll X, dat same S he; hld him fst. 26:49 n forthwith he came 2 Gsus, n z, Hail mastA; n kisD him. 26:50 n Gsus z 2 him, pal, Y? art thou cum? thN dey came, n laid hands on Gsus, n t%k him. 26:51 n bhold, 1of em, hu wr W Gsus, stretchd ot [his] h&, n drew hs sword, n struck a servant of d hi +:-), n smote off hs ear. 26:52 thN z Gsus 2 him, Put ^ agn thy sword N2 its plce: 4 ll dey dat taK d sword, shll perish by d sword. 26:53 Thinkest thou dat I cnot now pray 2 my Father, &he wl presently giv me mor thN 12 legions of angels? 26:54 bt hw thN shll d script ures B fulfilled, dat sic it must B? 26:55 n dat same hour z Gsus 2 d multitudes, r ye cum ot as agenst a thief W swords n staffs 2 taK me? I s@ daily w/u teachN n d tempL, n ye laid no H/O me. 26:56 bt ll dis wz done, dat d script ures of d prophets myt B fulfilled. thN ll d disciples forsook him, n fled. 26:57 n dey dat had laid H/O Gsus, led [him] awy 2 Caiaphas d hi +:-), whr d scribes n d elders wr assembld. 26:58 bt Peter folowd him @ a distanC, 2 d hi priest's palace, n went n, n s@ W d servants 2C d Nd. 26:59 Now d chief priests n elders, n ll d council, sought false testimony agenst Gsus, 2 put him 2 deth; 26:60 bt found nun: n, thO mnE false witnesses came, [yet] found dey nun. @ d lst came 2 false witnesses, 26:61 n z, dis [man] z, Im abL 2 dstroy d tempL of God, +2 bild it n 3 days. 26:62 n d hi +:-) arose, n z 2 him, Answerest thou Ø, w@ [is it which] deez testify agenst thee? 26:63 bt Gsus held hs peace. n d hi +:-) ansD n z 2 him, I adjure thee by d livN God, dat thou tel us whether thou art d Christ d Son of God. 26:64 Gsus saith 2 him, Thou hast z: nevertheless I sA 2 u, Hereafter shll ye C d Son of man sittN on d ryt h& of pwr, n cmng n d clouds of heaven. 26:65 thN d hi +:-) rent hs clothS, sAyn, He hath spokN blasphemy; w@ furthA nd av we of witnesses? bhold, now ye av hurd hs blasphemy. 26:66 w@ tnk ye? dey ansD n z, hes gLty of deth. 26:67 thN dey spit n hs face, n buffetted him; n othas smote [him] W d palms of their hands, 26:68 sAyn, Prophesy 2 us, thou Christ, who's he dat smote thee? 26:69 Now Peter s@ w/o n d palace: n a damsel came 2 him, sAyn, Thou also wast W Gsus of Galilee. 26:70 bt he denyd B4 [them] ll, sAyn, IK nt w@ thou sayest. 26:71 n wen he had gon ot N2 d porch, nothA [maid] saw him, n z 2 em dat wr der, dis [man] wz also W Gsus of Nazareth. 26:72 n agn he denyd W an oath, I duno d man. 26:73 n aftr a yl came 2 [him] dey dat stood by, n z 2 Peter, Surely thou also art [one] of em; 4 thy spEch betrayeth thee. 26:74 thN began he 2 curse +2 swear, [saying], IK nt d man. n immed d ==B crowed. 26:75 n Peter rememberd d wrd of Gsus, hu z 2 him, B4 d ==B shll crow, thou wilt deny me thrice. &he went ot, n wept bitterly.
Chapter 27
27:1 wen d AM wz cum, ll d chief priests n elders of d ppl t%k counsel agenst Gsus 2 put him 2 deth. 27:2 n wen dey had bound him, dey led [him] awy, n Dlvd him 2 Pontius Pilate d guv. 27:3 thN Judas, hu had betrayd him, wen he saw dat he wz condemd, repented n brawt agn d 30 pieces of silver 2 d chief priests n elders, 27:4 sAyn, Ive sinned n dat Ive betrayd innocent bl%d. n dey z, w@ [is that] 2 us? C thou [to that]. 27:5 &he cast dwn d pieces of silver n d tempL, n departd, n went n hanged himself. 27:6 n d chief priests t%k d silver pieces, n z, It aint legal 2 put em N2 d treasury, coz itz d price of bl%d. 27:7 n dey t%k counsel, n bawt W em d potter's field, 2 bury strangrs n. 27:8 Wherefore dat field hs bn cllD, d field of bl%d, 2 dis dy. 27:9 thN wz fulfilled dat wich wz spokN by Jeremiah d prophet, sAyn, n dey t%k d 30 pieces of silver, d price of him dat wz valud, whom dey of d kids of Israel did valU; 27:10 n gave em 4t potter's field, as d Lord appointed me. 27:11 n Gsus stood B4 d guv: n d guv askD him, sAyn, Art thou d King of d Jews? n Gsus z 2 him, Thou sayest. 27:12 n wen he wz accused by d chief priests n elders, he ansD Ø. 27:13 thN saith Pilate 2 him, Hearest thou nt hw mnE fings dey testify agenst thee? 27:14 &he ansD him 2 nt a wrd; so dat d guv marveled gr8ly. 27:15 Now @ [that] feast, d guv wz wont 2 Rlease 2 d ppl a prisoner, whom dey wd. 27:16 n dey had thN a notable prisoner, cllD Barabbas. 27:17 thus wen dey wr assembld, Pilate z 2 em, Whom wl ye dat I Rlease 2 u? Barabbas, or Gsus, who's cllD Christ? 27:18 (For he knw dat 4 NV dey had Dlvd him.) 27:19 wen he wz sittN on d judgment-seat, hs yF sent 2 him, sAyn, av thou Ø 2 do W dat jst man: 4 I av suffered mnE fings dis dy ina dream, coz of him. 27:20 bt d chief priests n elders persuaded d multitude dat dey shd ask Barabbas, n dstroy Gsus. 27:21 d guv ansD n z 2 em, wich of d 2 wl ye dat I Rlease 2 u? dey z, Barabbas. 27:22 Pilate saith 2 em, w@ shll I do thN W Gsus, hu S cllD Christ? [They] ll sA 2 him, Let him B crucified. 27:23 n d guv z, Y?, w@ }-) hath he done? bt dey cried ot d mor, sAyn, Let him B crucified. 27:24 wen Pilate saw dat he c%dnt prevail @ ll, bt [that] rthR a tumult wz md, he t%k H2O, n wshd [his] hands B4 d multitude, sAyn, Im innocent of d bl%d of dis jst pRsN: C ye [to it]. 27:25 thN ansD ll d ppl, n z, hs bl%d [be] on us, n on r kids. 27:26 thN he Rleased Barabbas 2 em: n wen he had scourged Gsus, he Dlvd [him] 2B crucified. 27:27 thN d soldiers of d guv t%k Gsus N2 d comN hall, n gatherd 2 him d hol b& [of soldiers]. 27:28 n dey stripD him, n put on him a scarlet robe. 27:29 n wen dey had platted a crown of thorns, dey put [it] upon hs hed, n a reed n hs ryt h&: n dey bowed d knee B4 him, n mocked him, sAyn, Hail, King of d Jews? 27:30 n dey spit upon him, n t%k d reed, n struck him on d hed. 27:31 n aftr dat dey had mocked him, dey t%k d robe off frm him, n put hs own raiment on him, n led him awy 2 crucify [him]. 27:32 n as dey came ot, dey found a man of Cyrene, Simon by nAm: him dey constrained 2 bear hs cross. 27:33 n wen dey had cum 2 a plce cllD Golgotha, dats 2 sA, a plce of a skull, 27:34 dey gave him vinegar 2 \_/, mingled W gall: n wen he had tasted [of it], he w%dnt \_/. 27:35 n dey crucified him, n parted hs garments, casting lots: dat it myt B fulfilled wich wz spokN by d prophet, dey parted my garments among em, n upon my vesture dey cast lots. 27:36 n sittN dwn, dey watchd him der: 27:37 n set ^ ovr hs hed hs accusation ritN, dis S Gsus d KING OF d JEWS. 27:38 thN wr der 2 thievs crucified W him: 1 on d ryt h&, n nothA on d lft. 27:39 n dey dat passD by, reviled him, wagging their heads, 27:40 n sAyn, Thou dat destroyest d tempL, n buildest [it] n 3 days, save thyself. f thou art d Son of God, cum dwn frm d cross. 27:41 Likewise also d chief priests mocking [him], W d scribes n elders, z, 27:42 He savD othas; himself he cnot save. f hes King of Israel, let him now cum dwn frm d cross, n we'll bleev him. 27:43 He trusted n God; let him delivA him now f he wl av him: 4 he z, Im d Son of God. 27:44 d thievs also hu wr crucified W him, cast d same n hs ivories. 27:45 Now frm d 6th hour der wz darkness ovr ll d l& 2 d 9th hour. 27:46 n bout d 9th hour Gsus cried W a loud voiC, sAyn, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? dats 2 sA, My God, my God, Y? hast thou 4saken me? 27:47 sum of em dat stood der, wen dey hurd [that], z, dis [man] calleth 4 Elijah. 27:48 n immed 1of em ran, n t%k a spunge, n filD [it] W vinegar, n put [it] on a reed, n gave him 2 \_/. 27:49 d rest z, Forbear, lets C whether Elijah wl cum 2 save him. 27:50 Gsus, wen he had cried agn W a loud voiC, xpired. 27:51 n bhold, d vail of d tempL wz rent n 2, frm d top 2 d butt: n d erth shook, n d rox rent; 27:52 n d graves wr openD, n mnE bods of saints hu slept, arose, 27:53 n came outa d graves aftr hs resurrection, n went N2 d holy CT, n appeard 2 mnE. 27:54 Now wen d centurion, n dey dat wr W him, wotchN Gsus, saw d earthquake, n doze fings dat wr done, dey feared gr8ly, sAyn, Truly dis wz d Son of God. 27:55 n mnE women wr der (beholding @ a distance) hu folowd Gsus frm Galilee, ministering 2 him: 27:56 Among whom wz Mary Magdalene, n Mary d mum of James n Joses, n d mum of Zebedee's kids. 27:57 wen d evng wz cum, der came a :-$$$ man of Arimathea, named Joseph, hu also himself wz a disciple of Gsus. 27:58 He went2 Pilate, n begged d bod of Gsus. thN Pilate commanded d bod 2B Dlvd. 27:59 n wen Joseph had taken d bod, he wrapd it ina clean linen cloth, 27:60 n laid it n hs own nu 2mb, wich he had hewn ot n d rk; &he rolled a gr8 stone 2 d door of d sepulcher, n departd. 27:61 n der wz Mary Magdalene, n d oder Mary, sittN ovr agenst d sepulcher. 27:62 Now d nxt dy dat folowd d dy of d preping, d chief priests n Pharisees came 2gtha 2 Pilate, 27:63 sAyn, Sir, we rembr dat dat deceiver z, yl he wz yet aliv, aftr 3 days Ill rise agn. 27:64 cmd thus dat d sepulcher B md secure 'til d 3rd dy, lest hs disciples cum by nyt, n steal him awy, n sA 2 d ppl, hes risen frm d X-(: so d lst err wl B worse thN d 1st. 27:65 Pilate z 2 em, Ye av a woch: go, mke [it] as secure as ye cn. 27:66 So dey went, n havN sealed d stone, md d sepulcher secure W a woch.
Chapter 28
28:1 n d Nd of d sabbath, as it began 2 dawn 2wrds d 1st [day] of d wk, came Mary Magdalene, n d oder Mary 2C d sepulcher. 28:2 n bhold, der wz a gr8 earthquake: 4t angL of d Lord descended frm heaven, n came n rolled bac d stone frm d door, n s@ upon it. 28:3 hs countenance wz lk lytnin, n hs raiment wyt as ***. 28:4 n 4 fear of him d keepers trembled n bcAm as X-( [men]. 28:5 n d angL ansD n z 2 d women, Fear ye nt: 4 IKT ye seek Gsus, hu wz crucified. 28:6 hes nt hre: 4 hes risen, as he z. cum, C d plce whr d Lord lay. 28:7 n go qkly, n tel hs disciples, dat hes risen frm d X-(, n bhold, he goeth B4 u N2 Galilee; der shll ye C him: lo, Ive tld u. 28:8 n dey departd qkly frm d sepulcher, W fear n gr8 joy; n ran 2 brng wrd 2 hs disciples. 28:9 n as dey wr gunA tel hs disciples, bhold, Gsus met em, sAyn, ll hail. n dey came, n held him by d Ft, n worshiped him. 28:10 thN z Gsus 2 em, B nt fraid: go tel my brethrN, dat dey go N2 Galilee, n der shll dey C me. 28:11 Now wen dey wr goin, bhold, sum of d woch came N2 d CT, n showd 2 d chief priests ll d fings dat had bn done. 28:12 n wen dey wr assembld W d elders, n had taken counsel, dey gave a lg sum of $ 2 d soldiers, 28:13 sAyn, sA ye, hs disciples came by nyt, n stole him [away] yl we slept. 28:14 n f dis shll cum 2 d governor's ears, we'll persuade him, n secure u. 28:15 So dey t%k d $, n did as dey wr instructd: n dis sAyn S commonly rptd among d Jews 'til dis dy. 28:16 thN d eleven disciples went awy N2 Galilee, 2 a mntn whr Gsus had appointed em. 28:17 n wen dey saw him, dey worshiped him: bt sum dowted. 28:18 n Gsus came, n spoke 2 em, sAyn, ll pwr S givN 2 me n heaven n upon erth. 28:19 Go ye thus n teach ll nations, baptizing em n d nAm of d Father, n of d Son, n of d Holy Spirit. 28:20 teachN em 2 observe ll fings WE Ive commanded you: n lo, Im w/u alw, [even] 2 d Nd of d wrld. Amen.